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    Battle Mug


    aftermarket scope for added silliness

    Perfect for the man who already has tactical pens, a tactical double barrel shotgun and a tactical bayonet for his pistol.

    From the page where I found this:
    they machine the sucker out of a solid block of 6061 T6 billet aluminum, add three military-spec 1913 scope rails on its sides, and stick a carry handle from an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle on one of those rails - they leave the other two open, so users can add their own night-vision scopes, laser sights, or other gear needed for really heavy-duty drinking. Finally, they slap on a US$189 price tag - that's without the handle, which costs an additional $33.95.
    Only $120 is keeping you from tactically restraining your beverage of choice! Don't take your coffee into battle with low-quality cups that can't even take small arms fire!



    http://www.gizmag.com/opmod-battle-mug/21633/
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    What good is a knife on your mug

    What you need is a tactical spoon...to, like, stir your beverage
    Considered in the abstract the boxing ring is an altar of sorts, one of those legendary spaces where the laws of a nation are suspended: inside the ropes, during an officially regulated three-minute round, a man may be killed by his opponent's hands but he cannot be legally murdered. Boxing inhabits a sacred space predating civilization; or, to use D.H. Lawrence's phrase, before God was love. If it suggests a savage ceremony or a rite of atonement it also suggests the futility of such gestures. For what possible atonement is the fight waged if it must shortly be waged again... and again? The boxing match is the very image, the more terrifying for being so stylized, of mankind's collective aggression; its ongoing historical madness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    What good is a knife on your mug

    What you need is a tactical spoon...to, like, stir your beverage
    You, sir, have obviously never been in the field. That IS a tactical spoon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wetware View Post
    You, sir, have obviously never been in the field. That IS a tactical spoon.
    I've been in a field

    Does that count?
    Considered in the abstract the boxing ring is an altar of sorts, one of those legendary spaces where the laws of a nation are suspended: inside the ropes, during an officially regulated three-minute round, a man may be killed by his opponent's hands but he cannot be legally murdered. Boxing inhabits a sacred space predating civilization; or, to use D.H. Lawrence's phrase, before God was love. If it suggests a savage ceremony or a rite of atonement it also suggests the futility of such gestures. For what possible atonement is the fight waged if it must shortly be waged again... and again? The boxing match is the very image, the more terrifying for being so stylized, of mankind's collective aggression; its ongoing historical madness.
    Joyce Carol Oates, On Boxing
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    A tactical spoon? That's for poser wannabes. REAL operators use a tactical spork.
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    Now what made you think I would find this thread acceptable in the Armory? You people should know by now I have zero sense of humor in the technique forums.

    I can either give you all infractions for being dumb asses or move the thread to YMAS.
    Shut the hell up and train.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    REAL operators use a tactical spork.
    Just like a spoon, but with pointed ears. How very logical.
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    Now THIS is a tactical spork. That other one is just too simple...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    A tactical spoon? That's for poser wannabes. REAL operators use a tactical spork.
    I must have one!

    I notice it's placed on old DPM. Obviously this was an official issue racing spoon for SAS brew-ups!


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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    Now what made you think I would find this thread acceptable in the Armory? You people should know by now I have zero sense of humor in the technique forums.
    Didn't realize The Armory was quite a technical forum, more of a general weapons and batmannery forum. Plus this was at the top of the page, which made this seem like the ideal place:


    I figured the people who actually know what rails are would find them funny on a mug.

    I can either give you all infractions for being dumb asses or move the thread to YMAS.
    YMAS please.
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