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    Battle Mug


    aftermarket scope for added silliness

    Perfect for the man who already has tactical pens, a tactical double barrel shotgun and a tactical bayonet for his pistol.

    From the page where I found this:
    they machine the sucker out of a solid block of 6061 T6 billet aluminum, add three military-spec 1913 scope rails on its sides, and stick a carry handle from an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle on one of those rails - they leave the other two open, so users can add their own night-vision scopes, laser sights, or other gear needed for really heavy-duty drinking. Finally, they slap on a US$189 price tag - that's without the handle, which costs an additional $33.95.
    Only $120 is keeping you from tactically restraining your beverage of choice! Don't take your coffee into battle with low-quality cups that can't even take small arms fire!



    http://www.gizmag.com/opmod-battle-mug/21633/

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    What good is a knife on your mug

    What you need is a tactical spoon...to, like, stir your beverage

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    Quote Originally Posted by doofaloofa View Post
    What good is a knife on your mug

    What you need is a tactical spoon...to, like, stir your beverage
    You, sir, have obviously never been in the field. That IS a tactical spoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wetware View Post
    You, sir, have obviously never been in the field. That IS a tactical spoon.
    I've been in a field

    Does that count?

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    A tactical spoon? That's for poser wannabes. REAL operators use a tactical spork.

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    Now what made you think I would find this thread acceptable in the Armory? You people should know by now I have zero sense of humor in the technique forums.

    I can either give you all infractions for being dumb asses or move the thread to YMAS.
    Shut the hell up and train.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    REAL operators use a tactical spork.
    Just like a spoon, but with pointed ears. How very logical.

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    Now THIS is a tactical spork. That other one is just too simple...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    A tactical spoon? That's for poser wannabes. REAL operators use a tactical spork.
    I must have one!

    I notice it's placed on old DPM. Obviously this was an official issue racing spoon for SAS brew-ups!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    Now what made you think I would find this thread acceptable in the Armory? You people should know by now I have zero sense of humor in the technique forums.
    Didn't realize The Armory was quite a technical forum, more of a general weapons and batmannery forum. Plus this was at the top of the page, which made this seem like the ideal place:


    I figured the people who actually know what rails are would find them funny on a mug.

    I can either give you all infractions for being dumb asses or move the thread to YMAS.
    YMAS please.

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