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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand View Post
    Been keepin' da peace in da clubzz likely longer than you've been anything but a diseased cumdrop, boy.
    That's how i know you ain't out there on these streets. Because I keep da piece. Fuckin need that ****.
    (****, why would anybody want to communicate even remotely like that? Is there some badge-of-honour thing involved in coming across like a blaxpolitation-film retard?)
    The **** is blaxploitation? Is that an all black porno? ****, I thought I'd seen all of them.

    Well, at least you know what "self-identify" means. One day, inshallah, you'll be able to afford the total-transformation-to-white-girl procedure. Worked for the King of Pop--and you won't even need any surgery.
    Yeah, I identify them by myself. Although sometimes some homies is with me and we pick up 4 or 5 melanin free honeys and do things with them. And by things I mean that good ****. Nah mean? **** yeah, son.


    You're not allowed to think this: it would mean we actually agree on something. We both agree that can't be allowed to occur.
    Agreed? Are you fucking kidding me. All that happened is that we both happen to think the same idea has some motherfucking merit and ****. It's not the same thing.


    Some members of an NFL team came by the club a year or so ago, and I discussed this with one of them. He said that they know what the risks are, even with pads, but are made to feel obliged to go harder than they really want by management for just that reason: "You get all these millions, so go get your neck broken; that's what the fans want to see".
    Perhaps eduction would be good. Because if you have dementia at 40 you won't remember how much is in your motherfucking bank account. **** gets fuckin real.


    Just like proper spinal alignment is necessary to inflict (and survive relatively intact) an NFL head-to-head hit, wraps in boxing aid in keeping the wrists more stable for more penetrating impact through the target, as opposed to unsupported wrists. This you, of course, will already know. It also aids in mitigating effects of a hit in cases where the wrist is not 100%-perfectly aligned (which might happen in the case of an opponent with good head-movement).
    Word. Let's not forget that tensing the forearm muscles is damn good wrist support as well. Perhaps boxers would be able to hit just has hard if they tensed that **** instead of being so relaxed.


    No worries there. Your *ahem* status is secure. Nobody else would ever want--er, be able to attain such levels of purity. Pure is one thing you most definitely are.
    Pure gold mayne. I do that ****. Usain Bolt style.


    True, they did refer to you as "uncle Q"...except when the police and childrens'-aid were anywhere nearby. Be thankful: it's the only reason you are still allowed contact with your family.
    Them my homies, son. We go way back.


    There's such a thing as 200 proof dog-semen? Well ****, you learn something new every day...
    That doesn't even make any fucking sense. Everyone knows dog semen doesn't go over 160 proof. You should know, that **** originated in France.


    It's what we in Normandy called "trail mix".
    Bitch please. Everyone knows... wait, you're from The Normandy? Well ****, shout out Commander Shepard and Tali and EDI and the rest of the Mass Effect crew, man. I never knew you lived on a spaceship.

    It might have been nice of yours to go on the wagon when she had you in the oven. Oh well, too late now.
    Wagon? This ain't 1820, son. People drive cars now.

    You might want to stop posting your "Uncle-Q" stuff. Your relatives can still get restraining orders.



    If it were self-evident, denials wouldn't be necessary. Not to worry: nobody sees your down-low, nobody tells. Besides "honey" from labs doesn't count, 200 proof or otherwise.
    Down low? **** that ****, son. I be ridin' high. And ridin dirty. They see me rollin', they hatin...
    I thought you were the ****. Oh, that's right: you're aiming high--to be the **** you want to kill. Just don't leave a mess, okay?
    To both clarify and simplify, so that you may understand: I'm the ****. I kill ****. That's how I fucking roll.

    No, but receptive-greek sort-of makes you European.
    I don't receive greek, that's one language I was never able to understand.


    Somebody called "DW" called. Wants to know if you swallow.
    Tell her that while I did make her squirt, I like to keep my ingestion limited to stuff of nutritive value.

    There was a time before the no-headhunting rule came in, and some KK orgs are returning to inclusion of it in the ruleset. This is what I'm told at any rate. Been out of that scene for a while.
    But that's going to **** up that **** you said about not going to work with a busted face. Because bare knuckles will open you up. That **** is real. Glancing blows leave big gashes, mayne.


    When I was in DJ, the fucking things fogged up within 30 seconds. Apparently, they're better now. The only protection they afforded was against surface-damage (when you're in Japan, going to work all marked up is a no-no). Like other helmets, however, they do not protect against the sudden head-displacement resulting in a KO (which is why you see KOs in DJ vids), because the neck is not stabilized by the gear.
    Yeah, they have that **** perforated now so it doens't fog as much. My point was not that the headgear protects the head, but it protects the hands, so motherfuckers can go hard without fear of hand injury.


    The ruleset trained for favours more a more generalist approach to fighting. If a non-ground-trained boxer steps into a DJ bout with me, it would get "extra real" in a different way. Different rulesets, that's all.
    LOL. You are still a *****. And the above is fucking irrelevant. I wasn't talking about effectiveness in a fight, I was talking about the ability to throw hard punches and it's effect of your approach to defense and whether or not you think barenkucklee will make motherfuckers go easy on the force.


    No ****, really? I was referring to relative frequency of such occurrences, not to some kind of 100% absolute lack of variation in outcome.



    Agreed. Protection does not reduce risk 100%. Nobody said or implied that it did...just that they afforded some risk-reduction.



    I do club, remember? I see that stupid ****--and the resulting injuries--all the time (and sometimes the assailants involved didn't even have any training). However, busted hands are also common as **** when they collide with heads. Either way, I call it "natural selection".
    Wait, wait wait. You have a degree in Kinnerology from the Universal of Toronto and you're working in clubs? The **** am I missing?
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    How did the barenkuclee thread turn into quoteblock weenie rubbing?

    OT: John L. Sullivan's face was clearly protected from scarring by his epic 'stache, your comparison is invalid.
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    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
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    Yeah, Jesus **** nuts, I can't follow all your quote ridden tosh. Sort it out.

    On another note, this exact topic was raised as a question on QI tonight (the game show with Stephen Fry as the host, the legend). Fucking hilarious show, first time I've watched it and this came on, his figures were that in the entire documented history of Barenkuclee, there has been only 2 deaths. Apparently in the first year that gloves were introduced there were four deaths in America alone.

    He also quoted a Milton (?) regarding gloved boxing (paraphrased from memory), "There have been many deaths and injuries in boxing since gloves were introduced, but fortunately none of them were serious."
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Question View Post
    Wait, wait wait. You have a degree in Kinnerology from the Universal of Toronto and you're working in clubs? The **** am I missing?
    The part where many clubs are only open on some nights, so club door is one of the jobs I do. If you be on da streetz/whatever, you'd know this. Try to get out more often...you might just find some girls as feminine and as melanin-free as you. Not likely, but you just might...
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    Funny i always thought of him as black, and with a rasta hat, smoking a funny cigarette.
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    Looks like a good old fashioned
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    Looks like a good old fashioned
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vieux Normand View Post
    How very original. Try to use material that hasn't been recycled for years, okay, Malvina-boy?.
    They are called Stills as in "still bennies", and they are not called the Malvinas, in French they are called Îles Malouines and the Spanish could not pronounce it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lordbd View Post
    I assume that you picked these two images specifically because they are my two favorite boxers from two opposite era's. Temporal bookends of pugilistic perfection.

    For John L. I think the drinking and whoring lifestyle probably did more to punish him than the 75 round boxing matches.
    lol

    Those two were just really good examples on either end. Klitschko is a dang artist! I honestly didn't feel great about using him for the tomato can pic (because he is certainly no tomato!), but DANG, he just happened to also have one of the gnarliest looking pumkin heads in boxing history. (IIRC he won that match though...)
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