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    That'll be $300, Top Knot
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    That's the most Krav thing I've ever read. That's Kravver than a ************...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RWaggs View Post
    That'll be $300, Top Knot
    The check is in the mail.

    So, After waking up, I'm not nearly as sore as I expected...
    And I had already quit smoking (but only by a couple of days.)

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    Good job. Keep going back and I'm another advocate of cold turkey. I smoked a pack/day for 14 years before quitting for good. When you're ready to quit, you stop making excuses to smoke and it just works. My experience, at least.

    Congratulations.

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    By the way, I am in no way trying to marginalize what lordbd does. If people need help to quit, and help works for them, then that is very valuable indeed.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    That's the most Krav thing I've ever read. That's Kravver than a ************...

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    Quote Originally Posted by top knot View Post
    The check is in the mail.

    So, After waking up, I'm not nearly as sore as I expected...
    And I had already quit smoking (but only by a couple of days.)
    Maybe you're like me, and you've gotten old enough that the consequences don't kick in until the second day.

    *yawn* "Hey, this isn't too bad... a little stiff, a little sore... I'm not in as bad of a shape as I thought."

    *calendar page falls to floor

    "The pain. All. The. Pain."
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    *yawn* "Hey, this isn't too bad... a little stiff, a little sore... I'm not in as bad of a shape as I thought."

    *calendar page falls to floor

    "The pain. All. The. Pain."
    I'm only 26 and this happens to me every time I take more than 5days off from training. When I get back, the day after training I feel strong and immortal. I've finally forced my body into line through the power of my will. Day 2, I drink beer in the bathtub all night and wonder how it is that so many different parts can hurt all at once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by top knot View Post
    So, I finally hauled my out-of-shape whale's carcass to my first morning jiu-jitsu class.
    Mother of God, what have I done?
    Surprisingly, I managed to make it through all but 10 minutes of class, I got through the warm-up exercises for the moderate part, having issues with the push-ups, excelling at the stretching (what, fatties can't be limber?), and getting into some moves, like bridging and shrimping, and this excruciating wall-crawl thing. Man, I didn't know that I could BE so tired... **** LISTEN TO ME WHINE! ;)

    I totally gassed out during the last drill which was me and the only other guy there, I walk over him while he evades, then he walks over me while I evade. Well, I had the evasion bit down, it was the walking that got me. When I stood up, the room spun and I literally saw floating black spots. so, I threw up and nearly fainted. so the last 10 minutes I was off the matt, cooling down, resting my aching head (felt like my head was gonna explode!), while the Professor told me some inspiring anecdotes and generally encouraged me to get better, and give it some time. I fully intend to.
    He's cool as ****.
    I will return,
    I will get better.
    -Knot
    PS **** CIGARETTES...gagh!

    Holy ****...I was going to post something exactly like this this morning, but couldn't because work got busy.

    Why do I have to like jits so much. My knees and elbows need to be iced every day..I'm gassed after 2.5 minutes of rolling...I haven't been able to lift in 2 weeks...parts of my body hurt that I didn't know existed...I have more bruises on my arms/neck than when I was a kid. Why god why...Why did I decide to do this at 40 years old:( And I smoke too...I wish someone would kick me in the balls everytime I want to smoke a butt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RhinoUP View Post
    And I smoke too...I wish someone would kick me in the balls everytime I want to smoke a butt.
    Not too many hospitals have smoking cessation counselors yet I don't think, but there are freely available resources (e.g. hotlines etc.)

    http://www.smokefree.gov/

    Or just pay an out of work bully a dollar a day to punch your nads if you smoke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lordbd View Post
    Or just pay an out of work bully a dollar a day to punch your nads if you smoke.
    But where would he possibly find someone like that around here?!?!

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Oh my god. Have some self control, find your testicles and quit fucking smoking. Yell at your GF for a few days, train extra hard, and stop being a *****.

    PROOF that I'm not a completely useless poster:
    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...0&postcount=58


    Quote Originally Posted by Cy Q. Faunce
    3moose1 is correct. Sig THAT, you fucker.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101 View Post
    I went out with a delightful young woman who was on a regimen of pills that made her taste of burned onions.
    That is not conducive to passionate cunnilingus, my friend, let me assure you.
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    I agree with moosey

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