Making Your Own Mouthguard

**The Question** · Posted On: 7/25/2012 8:50am

Title was going to be, "Help me Bullshido, you're my only hope - Shout out to Alderaan". But let's keep **** topical.

So my homie, whose name starts with Q and ends in dot (let's call him Q-dot for tidiness sake) is in a bit of a pickle.

I just left my house for the day carrying all the **** I need to check out a martial arts school plus the usual gear. So I'm carrying one large shoulder bag plus a case. That's a lot of **** to lug around.

People keep asking me what the **** is in the case. I tell them it's my suit of armour, because I'm filling in for Iron Man while is on official Avenger duty. I do this because "**** off" may be construed as offensive.

But to the point, I forgot my fucking mouthguard. And yes, they are cheap and widely available. But there is no fucking way I'm lugging all that **** into town to get one. Plus I'm busy today and don't have time. How I found time to write this **** out is a mystery to me.

Anyway, I have to make a mouthguard. Yes, my design will be awesome, because I'm Tony Stark with melanin, but let's see what you guys can come up with.

**Devil** · Posted On: 7/25/2012 8:53am

You can use the rubber lining from your boyfriend's cup.

**huge** · Posted On: 7/25/2012 9:19am

**laughingmonkey** · Posted On: 7/25/2012 9:21am

Sea slugs.

**W. Rabbit** · Posted On: 7/25/2012 9:24am

Whatever the materials it can't be edible or compactible, or there's a chance it'd get sucked into your windpipe causing certain death.

**Permalost** · Posted On: 7/25/2012 11:25am

A hard look that says "don't even think about hitting me in the mouth"?

**Diesel_tke** · Posted On: 7/25/2012 11:53am

Tape that **** up!! Didn't you read the other thread? Tape the ears, tape the teeth!

For real. I used tape one time when I didn't bring my mouth piece to a rugby game. I used that white athletic tape, I took two strips and taped them to each other so that both of the sticky parts were in the middle. Then put a couple more layers on. Fold in half and presto!