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    They made an imperfect clone of me once. They call him "God".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    • I was born wearing a blackbelt in awesomeness.
    • When I was 9 I hit my Judo instructor with a planet.
    • At the age of 11 my kung fu was so strong the animals discarded their own style and started mimicking me.
    • For my first kickboxing match my opponent gave up before stepping in the ring. He does ball room dancing.
    • I once appeared at seminar of masters, they learned a lot that day.
    • I won a full contact match by breaking a guys hand on my face.
    • An opponent broke his foot when kicking me in the nuts.
    • I kicked a guy so hard out of the ring I left my foot print on his chest.
    • I took on 4 blackbelts during one of my tests. They decided to take up ballroom dancing too.
    I don't believe you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bombom View Post
    I don't believe you.
    The burden of proof is on you to prove these points to be wrong..



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    I'm pretty goddamn proud of my green belt

    I think it reflects my skill level

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    Quote Originally Posted by slamdunc View Post
    The burden of proof is on you to prove these points to be wrong..


    Nnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    They made an imperfect clone of me once. They call him "God".

    So you admit there are beings suprior to you

    I am disillusioned

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    Quote Originally Posted by RWaggs View Post
    Not so far, no. I'm perfectly happy with the fact that it doesn't.
    Yeah I'm not a big fan of them but I dont mind, the black belts even have to write an essay for their grading

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    **** belts. One time I used a belt to beat the **** out of this ************ who was calling me names and ****. But other than that they ain't worth ****.

    Though I do want a BJJ blue belt so I can teach classes and ****.


    Quote Originally Posted by Chili Pepper View Post
    Clarification is necessary, because if it was Pluto, is it really worth mentioning?
    This cracked me up.
    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bombom View Post
    I don't believe you.
    I once made a mistake just to see how it felt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega Supreme View Post
    I once made a mistake just to see how it felt.
    Is teaching Sirc really a mistake? Some might consider it a charitable act.

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