Eff you, Visalus Zombies

**vaquero de las nalgas** · Posted On: 7/22/2012 8:17pm

Originally Posted by justsome

You have my number? I'd be flattered if you called me. They don't get a pink caddy like mary kay, they get a black beemer! And you get to hang with hunks like this,

That website is his personal ordering page for Visalus.

**dflanmod** · Posted On: 7/22/2012 8:35pm

Fun fact.

In Mary Kay it does not matter how much you sell it matters how much you buy. So I know somebody who became a "Director" by running up over 10k in credit card debt buying that ****.

Fun Fact.
In MK they don't give you a pink caddy or a camero. You lease the car on your dime. As long as you buy enough product every month they will keep sending you a check to cover the lease. Don't buy enough and you're still on the hook for the lease.

Fun fact.
When they suck your wife into this she will run up your credit cards buying product and if you ever question the business sense in buying a 6 months supply of a product that can be replenished in 2 weeks the rest of the MK cult tells her that "you don't support her" and that you are holding her back from her dreams.

Fun Fact.
When you refuse to go to her awards ceremony where she will be a "Star Consultant" and get some costume jewelry worth 5 dollars because she bought 800 dollars worth of product on your credit card you will again be accused of not supporting her.

Fun fact.
When after a year of running up credit cards, phone bills and leaching off everybody you've ever known she realizes that this **** don't work she will blame it on you cause you "didn't support her".

Fun fact.
Unlike other MLM's where you get a sizable percentage of your downline sales and decent money each time you Dupe someone into signing up MK only gives you something stupid like 2 percent. (I could be very wrong about that number)

MK can suck a fat one.

These people suck in particular because they specifically target stay at home moms, prey upon their dreams of living large and encourage them to drain the husbands bank account buying cosmetics. As I said earlier any objection raised by the husband is met by a group of women saying, he just does not support you, he is threatened by the thought of you being the bread winner and other such ****.

**** Mary Kay.

**justsome** · Posted On: 7/22/2012 10:05pm

This thread is yours, sir. In fact, it was never ever mine....

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 7/22/2012 10:08pm

Sounds like wifey is fiscally irresponsible, dflanmod.

**cualltaigh** · Posted On: 7/22/2012 10:14pm

Originally Posted by battlefields

Sounds like wifey is fiscally irresponsible, dflanmod.

Fiscally irresponsible. What the 'F' in the W.I.F.E. acronym really stands for.

**dflanmod** · Posted On: 7/22/2012 10:24pm

Originally Posted by battlefields

Sounds like wifey is fiscally irresponsible, dflanmod.

Wifey has been fiscally fucking divorced for like 4.5 years.

Best decision ever.

**dflanmod** · Posted On: 7/22/2012 10:44pm

Hey, would it be wrong to post a pic of her 100 lbs heavier than when I met her and wearing a moo moo?????

That would be wrong though. So wrong.

Whatever you do don't look at my profile pic. That would be wro.ng

**cualltaigh** · Posted On: 7/22/2012 10:50pm

Originally Posted by dflanmod

Whatever you do don't look at my profile pic. That would be wro.ng

**dflanmod** · Posted On: 7/22/2012 10:53pm

**** you motherfuckers.....

In your fucking face.

Hope you have a good optomitrist bitchezzzz.

**slamdunc** · Posted On: 7/23/2012 3:43am

Originally Posted by dflanmod

Fun fact.

In Mary Kay it does not matter how much you sell it matters how much you buy. So I know somebody who became a "Director" by running up over 10k in credit card debt buying that ****.

This sounds like AmWay. This really annoying, motivated dude tried to convince me that I could get rich from buying **** from my own business. Now I only minored in consumer economics, but the math part just wasn't there.

Too many people get sucked into these MLM scams (there's just no nice way to say it), and are soon separated from their money. The Mary Kays, AmWays, and those old long-distance scams should have caused legislation enacted to protect consumers.