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    Quote Originally Posted by mike321 View Post
    The ripped off jaw bone is an excellent tool against multiple attackers!
    Any legit Bible-based MA will tell you the jawbone is a highly-effective weapon

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    Thanks Fake I just revisted my high school years.

    Now if only I could get a little achne and sport a woody every time the wind blows the experience would the complete.

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    I joined this site just over a year ago and I am already so sick of this ****...I understand why the mods are so ruthless around here...

    Have posters like this EVER been in a fight?

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    Jaw bone @ 1:15 ish.





    Pitfighter reference 2:



    I think it's pretty clear where this lolo's information comes from.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chongololo View Post
    As far as pulling someones jaw off it depends how much you give it! Just relax your jaw and give it a little tug, tell me you honestly belive if someone like me (6''1, 220 lb) was giving it enough beans i couldnt pull a jaw off?!
    Test this out. If you can't find somebody to serve as an experimental subject, you could try a large dog or badger or something instead. I'm setting the over/under for loss of fingers at 3.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clav View Post
    Have posters like this EVER been in a fight?
    No. I need more characters to pass the minimum post length.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chongololo View Post
    Chili, should have mentioned they arent the best tactics i could think of as such and not at all what id do
    So when you said:
    So heres a list of 10 of the best things (in my opinion) to do
    ... you meant ... what?

    As far as pulling someones jaw off it depends how much you give it! Just relax your jaw and give it a little tug, tell me you honestly belive if someone like me (6''1, 220 lb) was giving it enough beans i couldnt pull a jaw off?!
    Sure, you could damage things, injure a person, I'll give you that. Pull a jaw off though? Let me guess, you're also one of those guys who says things like "it only take 10 pounds of pressure to break a person's knee."

    And, you haven't addressed the fact that you're advocating someone sticking their fingers into prime chomping range.

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    10. When your opponent is talking/ breathing/ just has their mouth open, at the speed of light grab the lower jaw (put your fingers inside the mouth palm down and grab by pushing your fingers into the little bit where the tongue rests, pressing up underneath the chin with your thumb) and yank the jaw down, down and to the side, down and forwards- you get it- hopefully you wont have pulled their jaw off of their head because you might get locked up. Either way, after that- run!
    Read more at http://www.bullshido.net/forums/show...DiEBZIQDQXu.99
    Stick my fingers in their mouth, instead of punching them in said mouth?

    If I wanna yank them around, why not grab their head like anyone who has tried both, just once would do.

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    I think choking someone to death or suplexing them headfirst into the concrete is more badass and less retarded than sticking your fingers into their dirty mouth.

    This is of course being a contrived hypothetical situation were legal ramifications don't need to be taken into consideration.


    Which leads me to my second point, did you really suggest 12 year olds gouge eyes out? **** sakes, those wedgies must have really hurt back in the day huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chili Pepper View Post
    Sure, you could damage things, injure a person, I'll give you that. Pull a jaw off though? Let me guess, you're also one of those guys who says things like "it only take 10 pounds of pressure to break a person's knee."
    I saw an old sitcom where Bob Newhart tore a telephone book in half. It took him about a minute of bending over it for proper leverage and whatnot. I literally lol'd when I read this tip, because this was the instant picture in my mind:

    Newhart's was bigger.
    Go for the jaw, OP! Haters gonna hate! Just tell your deadly foe to hold still, and make sure you run out of there as fast as you can!
    Bonus if you strike gold.

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