Dumbest Reasons to Miss Training

[cualltaigh]

Pulling an all nighter at work to get financial statements signed-off in time without the benefit of a change of clothes. The instant solution being of course to go cammando the next day, training day (also flipping the socks inside out and deodorant, lots of deodorant).

Then deciding that the possibilty of my junk ignominiously spilling out while in the embrace of a large sweaty man was worse than the pain of missing training.

[Holy Moment]

The splooge on my drawers wouldn't dry.

[datdamnmachine]

Sweet, sweet Resident Evil...:-(

[simonifrius]

Sweet, sweet Resident Evil...:-(

Personally, Oblivion's been stealing too much sleep from me. I will pay for this, I know it.

[Mr. Machette]

[Holy Moment]

Sweet, sweet Resident Evil...:-(

For me it's Hybrid Heaven for the N64.

[battlefields]

It can go either way, dumb, or awesome, but I missed out on training for a good few months due to lots and lots and lots of sex.

[crappler]

Too busy arguing with idiots on Bullshido.

[SteveM]

The one I have heard twice recently:

"Well the Army is about to ban tattoo sleeves, so I have to get all this ink done before the cutoff date, and my arms are...sore."

[daishi]

I got laughed at for missing training for two bicycle related issues; getting raped by poison ivy while shredding some single track MTB trails, and shortly after that healed getting raped by the ground when crashing while testing out clippless pedals for the first time (mechanically attached you to your bike). Yep. Hardcore.