I've got a little "Shaolin" problem..

**RegularJoe** · Posted On: 7/12/2012 8:00pm

Originally Posted by Permalost

If you go through with this, you should do every kick they drill with those flamboyant classical savate arm extensions.

..or old school Savate flap-slap boxing?

**RegularJoe** · Posted On: 7/12/2012 8:02pm

Originally Posted by lordbd

Hey man if it's exercise and there are cute ladies who share your church affiliation, why not go. Is it expensive? After all, you know what it can and cant do for you, and....

Plus you might be able to slowly, insidiously introduce sparring into their dojo.

Like $85 a month,$45 Sign On fee, $100 testing fees, God knows how much the patched up Gi and funny looking "Foot Clan" Kung Fu shoes are..

**RegularJoe** · Posted On: 7/12/2012 8:05pm

Originally Posted by Ming Loyalist

shaolin-do is not the same thing as shaolin kung fu.

That's good to know, I didn't read through the investigation bit.
How many "Shaolin Kung Fu's" could there be?

**judokarl** · Posted On: 7/12/2012 8:36pm

If I were in your shoes I would find a way to try and avoid going to the classes. Why waste money on something you know is not going to benefit you? Plus if you show up to the trial class you know they are going to try and sell you on it harder.

**slamdunc** · Posted On: 7/12/2012 8:46pm

Originally Posted by RegularJoe

How many "Shaolin Kung Fu's" could there be?

Way more than you can imagine; the majority of them not being very practical. The more patches, the more d34d1y.

**danniboi07** · Posted On: 7/12/2012 11:35pm

Well, you're already going there for the mission right? No one said you can't just casually bump into tai-chi girl while you're attending to church business. For $85 + $45 you'll probably have better success with the local street walkers.

**Necroyunus** · Posted On: 7/12/2012 11:45pm

two words: "stockholm syndrome"

**XXIV** · Posted On: 7/12/2012 11:47pm

No tail is worth possibly-contractually-obligated Bullshido money. You're gonna have to wine-n-dine her too yanno'!

**RegularJoe** · Posted On: 7/13/2012 12:12am

Originally Posted by Necroyunus

two words: "stockholm syndrome"

Made me LOL hard!

**RegularJoe** · Posted On: 7/13/2012 12:15am

Originally Posted by slamdunc

Way more than you can imagine; the majority of them not being very practical. The more patches, the more d34d1y.

Then "Grandmaster Sin/Shen" is friggin' Shredder on Bath Salts.
Dude's entire GI was patched.
Here he is in a much less patched out Gi on Youtube, mullet and all.