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    four words: ayurvedic kapha reducing diet

    my fiancee's doing it and you can literally watch her getting leaner day by day

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    REally? Same with the Dachau diet I'm doing.

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    thanks for the replies so far. As of this moment, I'm keeping an eye on what I eat. I also plan on drinking water and juice instead of soft drinks.

    Oh and screw that Atkins bullshit, I like my bread and pasta.

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    I did the Gracie Diet for awhile, did really well.

    Lately, just cutting out sugar from soft drinks has done the trick.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sifu Rudy Abel
    "Just what makes a pure grappler think he can survive with an experienced striker. Especially if that striker isn't following any particular rule set and is well aware of what the grapplers strategies are".

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    Originally posted by Billy Havoc
    four words: ayurvedic kapha reducing diet

    my fiancee's doing it and you can literally watch her getting leaner day by day
    "People with more Kapha dosha need to be sure to eat their main meal when the sun is strongest, right at noon. This is because the body's internal digestive fire, called agni, is also strongest at noon. If you eat your main meal then, you'll digest it more easily and create less of the waste product of digestion, the toxin ama, which blocks the channels and slows metabolism."
    -- http://www.discoverayurveda.com/heal...anagement.html

    AH HAH HAH HAH HAAAAA!!

    "In evaluating Gwendolyn, it became clear that overeating and binging were not her problem (which is often the case). Rather than being out-of-control with her behavior, it was truly her metabolism that was “blocked.” Her thyroid function tests were normal; however, her digestion and metabolism were extrememly sluggish. She had a kapha imbalance of the pure sort, and I felt confident that a kapha-reducing diet, in conjunction with her exercise program, would prove successful."
    -- http://www.ayurveda-ayurvedic.com/3M33.html
    -- http://www.ayurveda-ayurvedic.com/kapha-diet.html

    wow, someone lost weight by exercising and avoiding sweets and avoiding greasy foods and large portions. yup, that kapha was surely the culprit all along.

    "2. Eat warm, fresh foods

    Cooked foods, served warm, balance the cold quality of kapha and are easier to digest than cold, leftover, or raw foods. When possible, favor fresh foods over frozen. Even when cooked, frozen foods are cold energetically, and lack the vitality and sustenance (prana) of fresh food."

    -- http://www.banyanbotanicals.com/nl/201.html

    cold energetically? riiiight... reduce kapha=increase malarkey. (sorry, india.)
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    How hard was the gracie diet to follow?
    Did you get any of that acai stuff or whatever?
    And that's when I figured out that tears couldn't make somebody who was dead alive again. There's another thing to learn about tears, they can't make somebody who doesn't love you any more love you again. It's the same with prayers. I wonder how much of their lives people waste crying and praying to God. If you ask me, the devil makes more sense than God does. I can at least see why people would want him around. It's good to have somebody to blame for the bad stuff they do. Maybe God's there because people get scared of all the bad stuff they do. They figure that God and the Devil are always playing this game of tug-of-war game with them. And they never know which side they're gonna wind up on. I guess that tug-of-war idea explains how sometimes, even when people try to do something good, it still turns out bad.

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    Bad News Hughes, you are certainly a credit to this forum. Ayurveda is a load of crap and has gotten people killed before when idiots like Deepak Chopra have tried to treat cancer with it. I don't know how many times he's been sued for that.
    Deluxe247 tells it like it is:

    you ninja fags just got owned in a bad way. this thread should go to the classics and mega thread forum due to the sheer size of taebo_master and gajusceaser's penis. (with which they just smacked across these ninja's faces)
    from:

    This Classic Thread - http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9653&perpage=15&pagenum ber=14

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    thanks... i'm glad that once in a while i can post something that mitigates all the poo poo-pee pee stuff in the other 99% of my posts.
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