...is THE PENETRATOR
Posted On:4/19/2004 10:14pm
Style: German longsword, .45 ACP
Wow you guys are laying it on hot and heavy.
If you're gonna do that, you may as well challenge people there to duels.
“nobody shoots anybody in the face unless you’re a hit man or a video gamer.” - Jack Thompson
Posted On:4/19/2004 10:16pm
Style: 11 1/2 Dan in Roshambo
Leave the great Grand Mastur (as in "Bater") Bullshida Kim alone....he's actually experienced "Bullet Time":
It was probably that night he spent in jail....married to the guy with the most cigarettes.
Fancy a milkshake?
Posted On:4/19/2004 10:18pm
Try and keep up mate...
Posted On:4/19/2004 10:39pm
I wont post there to aggravate their stupidity......
"People think that judo is only unarmed combat - but you are never unarmed when you can hit someone with a planet. "
- Uncyclopedia entry on Judo
Posted On:4/19/2004 10:40pm
Anyone wanna wager on how long before they take it down?
I love "My Advice":
Posted On:4/19/2004 10:41pm
An excellent example of HsiMenJitsu.
did he really say that? Is that pronounced like "Semenjutsu"? Is that like that whole "collecting your chi" thing that Ninja Grandmaster Glenn J. Morris espouses?
Posted On:4/19/2004 10:48pm
Yes, although "Si" is impossible to pronounce in japanese.
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Posted On:4/19/2004 10:49pm
The martial arts advice by some posters really makes me depressed. :(
Also control of the mind is the most important thing because anger makes you think and thinking get people killed.
I think most fighters know that thinking too much in the intellectual sense when trying to fight or spar messes with your instincts and reactions. But "anger makes you think"!? What kind of bizarre backwards statement is that?
Getting behind is always a good idea. As Gene LeBell says, "When you're in front of a man he has four weapons, to his side he has two, behind him he has nothing."
is followed immediately by...
Hmm... Gene LaBell made a good point, I see why Master Kim puts an emphasis on rear chokes. Very enlightening...
"Enlightening"!?!?!? What the hell. How is that enlightening? In other words, "if you choke someone from behind, it's harder for him to do stuff to you than if you stand in front of him and try to choke him". But that's common sense. How is that "enlightening" to figure out? It's not like you need an Ashida Kim decoder ring from Gene LeBell to realize that if you're behind someone they're generally disadvantaged.
Posted On:4/19/2004 10:52pm
"Also control of the mind is the most important thing because anger makes you think and thinking get people killed."
People like Issac Newton, Albert Einstein, Socrates, Plato etc. must have been very angry people and mass murderers since they think so much that others paid for the price with their lifes~~~
Posted On:4/19/2004 10:55pm
Don't worry WR there are only a select few who are stupid enough to take advice to these people.
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