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    Quote Originally Posted by eloneamigo View Post
    So are the the cricket fights like north american tough man competitions except the fighters are picked to settle the score over a major dispute between the two of them? Essentially was one guy challenged to a duel for talking ****?
    Yeah. A cricketer challenged a Journalist to a duel for yammering on the airways. But that **** is fucking rare. I think it has only ever happened in New Zealand.

    It's rarity is what makes it so fucking hilarious.


    Cricketers drink tea and chill out if they're from England. If they're from the Caribbean, they drink rum and chill out. I don't know what the Indians or Pakistani drink before they chill out, but I'm pretty sure they get fucked up. And South Africans are too busy talking funny to drink anything at all, but they also chill out. Cricket has to be the chillest sport in the world. 2 motherfuckers taking up MMA and boxing is so far out of left field it might as well be baseball (damn, that pun was fucking good).
    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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    Most of the dudes in my office play cricket, and they're all from India. We hosted a multiple IT company cricket tournament last year. I wanted to like it, but goddamn its a boring sport. I spent most of the day hanging out with the Indian girls in the audience, which apparently is sort of frowned upon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Question View Post
    Cricketers drink tea and chill out if they're from England.
    tea or beer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
    tea or beer.
    Beer is the Aussie cricket team. David Boon's record 52 beers on the flight to England still stands.
    Dum spiro, spero.
    Tada gan iarracht.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cualltaigh View Post
    Beer is the Aussie cricket team.
    Freddie Flintoff says otherwise


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    Quote Originally Posted by judoka_uk View Post
    Freddie Flintoff says otherwise

    Haha, thought that might pique your interest. Tbh, since Andrew Symonds it seems we've had a distinct lack of beer drinkers at the top level, replaced instead by an influx of metro pretty boys. I think there's a direct causal relationship between that and our inability to regain the ashes on home soil.
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    **** I miss Andrew Flintoff. That ************ was so unpredictable you never knew what kind of **** was going to pop off when he was playing. No surprise he likes the brew. I can't imagine Alistair Cook or James Anderson getting fucked up and acting a fool, like a boss. Come to think of it... Ian Bell, Jonathan Trott, Stuart Broad... yo, why are all the English players fucking choir boys?
    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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    Cricketers fight because they are uncomfortable with their own sexuality.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.

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    This is what Aussie cricket players do when they see naked men run towards them. Symonds is a BB in the deadly ZDK.


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    lets face it, its because it was cricket player the journalist was thinking he'd have a shot. I if it had been an All Black forward he may have been less keen eh...

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