Cricket Fighters

**The Question** · Posted On: 7/08/2012 8:50pm

Originally Posted by eloneamigo

So are the the cricket fights like north american tough man competitions except the fighters are picked to settle the score over a major dispute between the two of them? Essentially was one guy challenged to a duel for talking ****?

Yeah. A cricketer challenged a Journalist to a duel for yammering on the airways. But that **** is fucking rare. I think it has only ever happened in New Zealand.

It's rarity is what makes it so fucking hilarious.

Cricketers drink tea and chill out if they're from England. If they're from the Caribbean, they drink rum and chill out. I don't know what the Indians or Pakistani drink before they chill out, but I'm pretty sure they get fucked up. And South Africans are too busy talking funny to drink anything at all, but they also chill out. Cricket has to be the chillest sport in the world. 2 motherfuckers taking up MMA and boxing is so far out of left field it might as well be baseball (damn, that pun was fucking good).

**Permalost** · Posted On: 7/09/2012 12:38pm

Most of the dudes in my office play cricket, and they're all from India. We hosted a multiple IT company cricket tournament last year. I wanted to like it, but goddamn its a boring sport. I spent most of the day hanging out with the Indian girls in the audience, which apparently is sort of frowned upon.

**bobyclumsyninja** · Posted On: 7/09/2012 12:42pm

Originally Posted by The Question

Cricketers drink tea and chill out if they're from England.

tea or beer.

**cualltaigh** · Posted On: 7/09/2012 1:19pm

Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja

tea or beer.

Beer is the Aussie cricket team. David Boon's record 52 beers on the flight to England still stands.

**judoka_uk** · Posted On: 7/09/2012 1:28pm

Originally Posted by cualltaigh

Beer is the Aussie cricket team.

Freddie Flintoff says otherwise

**cualltaigh** · Posted On: 7/09/2012 1:56pm

Originally Posted by judoka_uk

Freddie Flintoff says otherwise

Haha, thought that might pique your interest. Tbh, since Andrew Symonds it seems we've had a distinct lack of beer drinkers at the top level, replaced instead by an influx of metro pretty boys. I think there's a direct causal relationship between that and our inability to regain the ashes on home soil.

**The Question** · Posted On: 7/09/2012 9:31pm

**** I miss Andrew Flintoff. That ************ was so unpredictable you never knew what kind of **** was going to pop off when he was playing. No surprise he likes the brew. I can't imagine Alistair Cook or James Anderson getting fucked up and acting a fool, like a boss. Come to think of it... Ian Bell, Jonathan Trott, Stuart Broad... yo, why are all the English players fucking choir boys?

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 7/09/2012 9:41pm

Cricketers fight because they are uncomfortable with their own sexuality.

**Grab my fist** · Posted On: 7/10/2012 1:08am

This is what Aussie cricket players do when they see naked men run towards them. Symonds is a BB in the deadly ZDK.

Pakeha · Posted On: 7/13/2012 6:28am

lets face it, its because it was cricket player the journalist was thinking he'd have a shot. I if it had been an All Black forward he may have been less keen eh...