Thread: Cricket Fighters
7/08/2012 8:50pm, #11
It's rarity is what makes it so fucking hilarious.
Cricketers drink tea and chill out if they're from England. If they're from the Caribbean, they drink rum and chill out. I don't know what the Indians or Pakistani drink before they chill out, but I'm pretty sure they get fucked up. And South Africans are too busy talking funny to drink anything at all, but they also chill out. Cricket has to be the chillest sport in the world. 2 motherfuckers taking up MMA and boxing is so far out of left field it might as well be baseball (damn, that pun was fucking good).Originally Posted by Goju - joe
7/09/2012 12:38pm, #12
Most of the dudes in my office play cricket, and they're all from India. We hosted a multiple IT company cricket tournament last year. I wanted to like it, but goddamn its a boring sport. I spent most of the day hanging out with the Indian girls in the audience, which apparently is sort of frowned upon.
7/09/2012 12:42pm, #13
7/09/2012 1:19pm, #14
7/09/2012 1:28pm, #15
7/09/2012 1:56pm, #16Dum spiro, spero.
Tada gan iarracht.
7/09/2012 9:31pm, #17
**** I miss Andrew Flintoff. That ************ was so unpredictable you never knew what kind of **** was going to pop off when he was playing. No surprise he likes the brew. I can't imagine Alistair Cook or James Anderson getting fucked up and acting a fool, like a boss. Come to think of it... Ian Bell, Jonathan Trott, Stuart Broad... yo, why are all the English players fucking choir boys?Originally Posted by Goju - joe
7/09/2012 9:41pm, #18
Cricketers fight because they are uncomfortable with their own sexuality.GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
7/10/2012 1:08am, #19
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This is what Aussie cricket players do when they see naked men run towards them. Symonds is a BB in the deadly ZDK.
7/13/2012 6:28am, #20PakehaGuest
lets face it, its because it was cricket player the journalist was thinking he'd have a shot. I if it had been an All Black forward he may have been less keen eh...