how and why

**Azatdawn** · Posted On: 6/30/2012 6:00am

Originally Posted by BIG TIM

what did you **** yourself?

Did you just say that, if presented with the opportunity, you'd eat his ****?

**BIG TIM** · Posted On: 6/30/2012 6:13am

Originally Posted by Azatdawn

Did you just say that, if presented with the opportunity, you'd eat his ****?

no i just eluded to the fact that you could choke on a ****.

i guess the real question is would you rather eat a **** or suck a cock?

maybe that deserves its own thred.

**DarkPhoenix** · Posted On: 6/30/2012 7:09am

Okay, so it started with one trolling n00b and another came in to join the fray, making allusions that his knife hand strike is better than krotty's.

**Hanniballistic** · Posted On: 6/30/2012 7:23am

I am sure - retarded cucumbers all the way

**BIG TIM** · Posted On: 6/30/2012 7:35am

i do have a move i call cucumber guard. after rolling all day and im tired i just lie there with my chin tucked and elbows in.

leave no holes cant get subbed.

**slamdunc** · Posted On: 6/30/2012 8:33am

Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix

Okay, so it started with one trolling n00b and another came in to join the fray, making allusions that his knife hand strike is better than krotty's.

I don't know about the effectiveness of one knife-hand over a shuto uchi, a krotty chop, etc. I am convinced that BIG TIM is in need of a ghost writer; one that can effectively put BIG TIM's thoughts in a written format. Not taking anything away from his martial arts skills, hell, he may be a prodigy.
After reading BIG TIM' s had to take two Excedrin Migraine Formula and a shot of Mountain Dew to ease my brainache.

Originally Posted by BIG TIM

I guess the other possibility is im truley retarded and there is a greater joke that i missed but thats ok. the stuff inside my head is funny enough.

I don't know if you are retarded or not, but the stuff that is funny inside you head isn't so funny when you put it to words. It is a source of comedy, but when people are laughing at you, is that really funny?

Originally Posted by BIG TIM

Ill take that as a compliment seeing as i never finnished high school

Is it possible that you did not graduate from high school because you are really only eleven or twelve years old? Pretending to be an adult is fun sometimes, and I may be wrong here, but I believe you are either disturbed or a child (or possibly both).

Originally Posted by BIG TIM

i guess the real question is would you rather eat a **** or suck a cock?

maybe that deserves its own thred.

No, this doesn't deserve it's own thread. The sad part it that you read all that and believe that this is "the real question". The real questions are--Why are you trolling? Why do you not use some kind of spell check? Why do you continue to do intellectual battle with all of the forum members, after they have trounced you so soundly?

**Hanniballistic** · Posted On: 6/30/2012 8:35am

Add to that list "why did your dad not pull out 30 seconds earlier?"

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 6/30/2012 8:45am

Expanded queries for BIG TIM:

1. What was it like when they informed you your parents wanted a 46th trimester abortion?

2. What is the adhesive that connects both your brain cells and which corner store do you refill your stocks at?

3. When you speak to your counsellor, has he deciphered the system of grunts and groans you use to communicate, or does he just smile and nod and offer you jelly beans?

4. Was your high school named [your hometown] School for the Challenged?

**BIG TIM** · Posted On: 6/30/2012 8:57am

Originally Posted by Hanniballistic

Add to that list "why did your dad not pull out 30 seconds earlier?"

dad did pull out it is just that my families jizz is so powerfull it still got my mom pregnant even though he blew on the sheets.

you will never know if im a demented child or a demented seniour citizen.

why should i spell check when i have you guys to correct me. i like to delagate responsability.

i continue to do intellectual battle because i have a flue and have nothing better to do than talk **** on the interweb.

and as for my martial prodigity i have already given you a head ache. i can cause people pain with out even touching them. theres only 2 people in the world who can do that. me and if you youtube kia master you will see the other.