The power of Chi!!!!!!

[Tameshiwhaty?]

holy crap..... I just flung the cat out the window.... I just put my hand out..... Damn half-moons!!!!!!

[profroche]

You can tell I am a powerful Chi master because of my half moon fingernails. It's either that or heart disease, and which do you think is more likely in a man of my impressive, buttery physique?
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[drizzt777]