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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    The first class they all asked how to get out of cop restraining holds.
    Don't know how I missed this post.....

    So, they're all retarded then? The "How to Get Out of Cop Restraining Holds" class is also known as the "How to Get Tazed" class.

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    Considering the last time Texas cops tried to taze me was when I was facing away from them, wiggling my bare ass at them and they both missed anyway, I think it's probably not a huge concern.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey View Post
    Considering the last time Texas cops tried to taze me was when I was facing away from them, wiggling my bare ass at them and they both missed anyway, I think it's probably not a huge concern.
    Let me guess, when writing that, you had a smug, satisfied smile on your face.

    Are you proud of that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey View Post
    Considering the last time Texas cops tried to taze me was when I was facing away from them, wiggling my bare ass at them and they both missed anyway, I think it's probably not a huge concern.
    I agree completely. I think you should do it at least 3-4 times a week. I hear pepper spray up the bung hole isn't a huge concern either.

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    Hugely. Not everyone has an ass so perfect it causes Stormtrooper Marksmanship.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey View Post
    Hugely. Not everyone has an ass so perfect it causes Stormtrooper Marksmanship.
    Your ass is buzzard meat.

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    And yours is veal. The most exercise you get is stabbing your fleshlight to every post I make.


    "The only important elements in any society
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    because they alone, by questioning the society's values,
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    THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST NON-EUCLIDIAN SPLATTERJOUST EVER

    It seems that the only people who support anarchy are faggots, who want their pathetic immoral lifestyle accepted by the mainstream society. It wont be so they try to create their own.-Oldman34, friend to all children

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey View Post
    And yours is veal. The most exercise you get is stabbing your fleshlight to every post I make.
    My ass is pristine, like the day I came into this world and it'll be the same way the day I leave it.

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    So it's covered in blood and placental fluid and being smacked by a man in a cold mask?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey View Post
    So it's covered in blood and placental fluid and being smacked by a man in a cold mask?
    **** no. It's not Friday, is it?

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