Defending Against Females and the Law

[Gezere]

Jabbing your drunken semiboner into a chick who hasn't expressly given you permission to do so is sexual assault. It doesn't matter how many other guys she lets give her a geoduck massage, if she hasn't given you the go-ahead, you are exposing yourself to a felony charge, and/or a slipper to the face.

You've described the dynamic of the party such that women are pointing their rumps and guys, and expecting grinding in return, but it seemed from the original post that he spied this particular alcoholic wang scratching post, and helped himself. Sounds outside the etiquette of the event.

Either way, yeah, don't. If you dispose of the standard societal rules for sexual interaction, you are guaranteed to encounter mismatches of expectations, and when you do, you back the **** off immediately. Don't try to justify yourself (until later, if need be) and for ****'s sake, don't punch anyone. He could have been killed if the story was very slightly different.

You've never been to carnival/bachanal. If this was indeed a carnival celebration.
The only thing I can really think of that justify her outrage is if he was EXCESSIVELY gropey or he was trying to insert something into her without prior consent.

[Gezere]

its not that he did something in retaliation, its what he did that appears to be the problem.

We don't know what he did so it is hard to put it in context. He he was physically manhandling her I can see her wanting to retaliate in kind. If he just propositioned her verbally and she didn't like then the slap is uncalled for and his response is justified.

being hit with a slipper and decking someone into next week are very different things. his friend is an idiot.

Incorrect. They are the same thing. You are still striking someone with the intent of bringing them pain and discomfort. Again when you decide to do that you can't get upset if the other person is better at it.

[cualltaigh]

^This reminds me of when our auditors would take us out for a post-audit "dinner" once the annual reports were signed off. I miss engagements with that firm and their single-eastern-european-female hiring policy.

[Bneterasedmynam]

We don't know what he did so it is hard to put it in context. He he was physically manhandling her I can see her wanting to retaliate in kind. If he just propositioned her verbally and she didn't like then the slap is uncalled for and his response is justified.


Incorrect. They are the same thing. You are still striking someone with the intent of bringing them pain and discomfort. Again when you decide to do that you can't get upset if the other person is better at it.

If you really believe that smacking someone with a shoe is the same as full force punching them, then you are obviously a fucking retard.

[Gezere]

If you really believe that smacking someone with a shoe is the same as full force punching them, then you are obviously a fucking retard.

If you don't understand how stupid this sounds you might want to hold up on calling someo a retard, idoit.

[Chili Pepper]

The only thing I can really think of that justify her outrage is if he was EXCESSIVELY gropey.

That's the only thing I could think of.

Really though, to quote from the Vice Guide to Getting Beaten Up:

RUN FROM ANGRY GIRLS
What the **** are you going to do—pound her? Unless you are also a female, you should run away covering your head if a girl has a problem with you. It looks kind of cool, actually. Like you’re a heartbreaking bad boy. If she wants to take you on and you stand there defending yourself, there are two possible scenarios: 1) she beats the **** out of you in front of the whole party and you leave with a black eye and a future as laughingstock of your town; 2) you beat the **** out of her, and you’re forever remembered as the guy who sat on Linda’s chest pounding her bloody head into the ground as the crowd looked on in total and utter disbelief.

[Bneterasedmynam]

If you don't understand how stupid this sounds you might want to hold up on calling someo a retard, idoit.

The words you were looking for were "someone" and "idiot".

Yeah case closed.

[Gezere]

The words you were looking for were "someone" and "idiot".

Yeah case closed.

Typos doesn't erase the idiocy of your post. Nice try though.

[Gezere]

That's the only thing I could think of.

Really though, to quote from the Vice Guide to Getting Beaten Up:

Problem with this is that in a time when we want to shout "EVERYONE IS EQUAL" we are still treating people different by virtue of gender. We already to a lot to limit soical darwanism as it is.

[Devil]

That is clearly a quality institution of higher learning. I'm going to start saving now so I can send my kids there.