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    Quote Originally Posted by Chongololo View Post
    My ex girl . . .. I'd have done in that situation, and with a crazy ex like mine what I found myself doing in similar situations is grabbing the wrists or going in for a bear hug to restrain the arms, keeping your side to the girl so she can't knee you in the nuts then bring the leg closest to her out and use it to trip her, GENTLY lay her down and then mount and hold her arms or tie her up, or sit/ lay on her, whatever you need to do to make sure she can't move much and doesn't get hurt in the process. Make sure she doesnt headbutt you too. Let her tire herself out or just realise she's made herself look stupid. Or wait til someone at the carni drags you off her and then just run away laughing about it or she's likely gonna piss someone off again....
    . . .. There's every possibilit it could have been sexual assault and manslaughter though. I get that it's a sexual event. . . ..
    . . . . Is this supposed to give Q-dot a boner? WTF? Is this some sort of softcore rape porno? Bear hug then intertwine the legs together then GENTLY doing whatever before lay with her, maybe sit with her, or in the laternative tie her up so you can MAKE SURE SHE CAN'T MOVE MUCH, mount her what ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chongololo View Post
    My ex girl was a crazy 3rd dan in TKD and she could hit ver hard and very fast. Going back to questions question, what I'd have done in that situation, and with a crazy ex like mine what I found myself doing in similar situations is grabbing the wrists or going in for a bear hug to restrain the arms, keeping your side to the girl so she can't knee you in the nuts then bring the leg closest to her out and use it to trip her, GENTLY lay her down and then mount and hold her arms or tie her up, or sit/ lay on her, whatever you need to do to make sure she can't move much and doesn't get hurt in the process. Make sure she doesnt headbutt you too. Let her tire herself out or just realise she's made herself look stupid. Or wait til someone at the carni drags you off her and then just run away laughing about it or she's likely gonna piss someone off again.
    It wouldn't have been rape and murder, that's a bit drastic. There's every possibility it could have been sexual assault and manslaughter though. I get that it's a sexual event, but at any time a girl could turn around and say she was unhappy with the way she was treated and it could be taken seriously.
    And what if she'd have smacked her head on the concrete? A friend of mine in the 80's was put away for manslaughter for hitting a big biker who fell over and smacked his head on the pavement. The big guy started it, my friend hit him once and went away. That **** happens.
    And I agree women shouldn't just go around hitting out, no one should for that matter, but if it was my friend punching a woman in the face for anything less than she was about to stab him, home slice would be seriously hurting, don't give a **** how drunk he was he wouldn't be hitting anyone for a while.
    Pretty much every part of this makes you look like the scowling-black-shirt-and-jeans attacker on every page of a women's self defense book. This is an awful idea in a thread highlighting how to not get thrown in jail after fighting a woman. To illustrate my point, I'm going to illustrate your scenario using only Google image search images under "womens self defense". You'll be playing the role of "obvious bad guy about to get in legal trouble":
    what I found myself doing in similar situations is grabbing the wrists or going in for a bear hug to restrain the arms,
    keeping your side to the girl so she can't knee you in the nuts
    GENTLY lay her down and then mount and hold her arms or tie her up, or sit/ lay on her, whatever you need to do to make sure she can't move much and doesn't get hurt in the process.
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    Permalost, shes a TKD 3 dan; use the applicable techniques for some smooth lovin' You don't have to worry about any of that you postsed. Chongololo obviously was intimate with her and knew that his method of making out will work against her. In fact, its kinda awesome because he turns a violent super fast TKD threat into a heavy sexual tension situation.

    1. Make friends with cute martial arts chicks
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    The original question was 'what would you do if you were attacked by a woman'. Im not sure what kinda thing youre into but if thats what does it for you fine, just dont involve me. I used the word gently (nice observation btw) because im not gonna slam my now ex gf to the floor, the idea is not to hurt or injur her- especially since she only ever did TKD and wouldnt know how to fall if the floor cracked her head. Also make sure she cant move much- would have thought this is common sense- but just to elaborate its so that my ex pro striker girlfriend couldnt swing a wild one at me or take my eye out.
    Trying to take out someone you dont want to hurt but who could also do some damage might seem a little unorthadox, but normally youre not trying to save someone being hurt or injured in a fight, so unorthadox kinda suits the situation.
    Also, we get that grappling in the ring looks gay, can we get that grappling a woman might look a little bit rapey?! I mean ****, at least I didnt flatten her face like home puss, i dont agree with that.

    All that being said, I can understand hurting women isnt too much of an issue for some people otherwise this thread wouldnt have taken place, so maybe a nice leg sweep to put her on her ass would be the preferred method. Personally I would prefer to look like a rapist, that way all they can say is 'he looked like a fully clothed rapist' and not 'he hit her in the face' after shes fallen on it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    If I found myself in such a fucked up situation, I'd take off my own shoe and chase her down, using it to spank her while calling her a "naughty girl that needs to be punished". This would result in her performing willing and enthusiastic fellatio on me and asking her friend to lick my balls before I **** them both against the truck in front of everyone. But that's how I roll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chongololo View Post
    The original question was 'what would you do if you were attacked by a woman'. Im not sure what kinda thing youre into but if thats what does it for you fine, just dont involve me. I used the word gently (nice observation btw) because im not gonna slam my now ex gf to the floor, the idea is not to hurt or injur her- especially since she only ever did TKD and wouldnt know how to fall if the floor cracked her head. Also make sure she cant move much- would have thought this is common sense- but just to elaborate its so that my ex pro striker girlfriend couldnt swing a wild one at me or take my eye out.
    Trying to take out someone you dont want to hurt but who could also do some damage might seem a little unorthadox, but normally youre not trying to save someone being hurt or injured in a fight, so unorthadox kinda suits the situation.
    Also, we get that grappling in the ring looks gay, can we get that grappling a woman might look a little bit rapey?! I mean ****, at least I didnt flatten her face like home puss, i dont agree with that.

    All that being said, I can understand hurting women isnt too much of an issue for some people otherwise this thread wouldnt have taken place, so maybe a nice leg sweep to put her on her ass would be the preferred method. Personally I would prefer to look like a rapist, that way all they can say is 'he looked like a fully clothed rapist' and not 'he hit her in the face' after shes fallen on it.
    I was just making fun of the way you wrote it. It was very.. .erm.. tender. No serious discussion was intended. hahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chongololo View Post
    Also, we get that grappling in the ring looks gay, can we get that grappling a woman might look a little bit rapey?!
    Well yeah, that's the problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwkfym View Post
    I was just making fun of the way you wrote it. It was very.. .erm.. tender. No serious discussion was intended. hahaha
    Haha, fair play. Tender just isnt what I thought about first off because she was one evil cow!
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