Paul Vunak is human

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 7/31/2012 4:37pm

It's in the first post of this thread.

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 7/31/2012 4:53pm

Originally Posted by Bodhi108

It's in the first post of this thread.

Ok, now I feel stupid...

Thanks Bhodi!

I'll watch it as soon as the orderlies are done adjusting my drool catcher and changing my diaper...

**Mr. Machette** · Posted On: 7/31/2012 5:55pm

Ok, that was effing WEIRD!

Kind of makes me sad to see someone falling apart like that. Dude's a mess. Dark circles under the eyes, bugging out like he drinks too much Red Bull and can't get comfortable. He's obviously conflitced. Like, "ego torturing him so bad that he can't sleep" conflicted.

He's even retreated into a fantasy world where his neighbor has granted him an all access pass to the punaner. Like it's a given just because they have compatible parts and Mr. Vunak is "that awesome" or something. He's already established some sort of relationship where he's a role model to the kid and a lover the the mom in his mind. (There's no way this could go wrong!)

Total disconect from reality. Complete with psychotic breaks when the world doesn't conform to his fantasies. (if the restraining orders are any indication...)

This video wasn't a mea culpa. It was a darn CRY FOR HELP!

**bobyclumsyninja** · Posted On: 7/31/2012 11:40pm

Originally Posted by Mr. Machette

I'll watch it as soon as the orderlies are done adjusting my drool catcher and changing my diaper...

Those were mine, but I graduated to (or descended into) a suction catheter, and colostomy bag.

I hope he gets help. He sounds like he needs a hug, and to have a good cry on a trusted shoulder.

Most people don't have their midlife crisis in the public eye...it's got to be hard. Someone with notoriety for toughness must have it especially hard.

Some people slip into this cartoony character when on the spot. It's good for entertainment, but bad for meltdowns. The disconnect involved in someone saying "hey let's keep this to ourselves, just a little chat" when posting something on the internets in this day and age, is profound.

Sometimes you gotta just STFU, and keep it to yourself *ponders own statements and cringes*

Someone come and change my bag...I think I'm full of ****.

**jkdbuck76** · Posted On: 8/01/2012 6:28am

Originally Posted by Tonuzaba

The Internet is made of non-un-watchingness (ooof, what a phrase - do you think it will catch on?).

Tonu, if Scientology can guarantee that they can erase the memory of that vid (and The Expendables), I'm going to convert. Help me, Tom Cruise. You're my only hope.