Ninjutsu

[DarkPhoenix]

**** yes.

On such short notice, this is the best I was able to do.

[RWaggs]

This could be the beginning of the "Thousand Years of Darkness" Chuck Norris is worried about when Obama gets re-elected.

And was that the weirdest fucking commercial you've ever seen, or what?

[Styygens]

My birthday is coming up.

For years I have been begging my friends to hire a midget dressing in a kimono to bang a gong & announce my presence whenever I walk into the room.

Every year, I am disappoint.

And I think you'll continue to be disappoint.

[Middlefinger]

That's Aaron from Eastbound and Down!!

[TexJohn]

Wrong:
Theme music, every good hero should have some.

Tactical Rolls to an AR-15 to shoot Gangbangers.

Yet again, I am amazed.

[W. Rabbit]

And was that the weirdest fucking commercial you've ever seen, or what?

Chuck's been getting more delusional each year.

But Chuck Norris doesn't suffer delusions of grandeur.

Delusions of Grandeur suffer Chuck Norris.

[BJMills]

Chuck's been getting more delusional each year.

But Chuck Norris doesn't suffer delusions of grandeur.

Delusions of Grandeur suffer Chuck Norris.

Well played sir! well played!

[Israfel]

"If I'm empty and someone sneaks up behind me with a blade I can use the AR in the same way you would utilize your sword or hanbo to block the inside of the arm, eject the magazine tactically and jam the corner of it into their eye socket or throat. [ basically jodan uke sword/tanto combination with your rifle and magazine ejected ]. "

I lost it here A+ thread please keep posting

[DerAuslander]

And I think you'll continue to be disappoint.

Styygens, with friends like you, who needs ninjas?

[DerAuslander]

Chuck's been getting more delusional each year.

But Chuck Norris doesn't suffer delusions of grandeur.

Delusions of Grandeur suffer Chuck Norris.

Better than suffering from delusions of adequacy...