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    Quote Originally Posted by It is Fake View Post
    It's funny when I suggested the same thing he flipped out.
    I thought it was funny to watch him squirm when someone pointed out Gezere's tags and experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigatron View Post
    And as for the YMAS/Red Man suit comment?
    Feeling a bit stupid now? Yes, you are.

    It is actually quite simple to understand, you actually answer it yourself.

    the coaches utilize body armor in some form to absorb full force strikes from fighters.
    See, now, apply that to my comment. I was telling your dumbass to have a thick skin and be ready for the ass whoopin you'd receive in YMAS.

    Instead, we get this stupidity:
    The more I read from some of you, the more you seem like you have zero understanding of how fighters train yet get pissy when a question is answered in full detail and you have zero replies to it other than nonsense. I mean, if I'm wrong, by all means explain to me why you wouldn't wear head gear to train face/head shots? Or why you wouldn't wear torso armor when someone is practicing full knee shots to your ribs during randori?
    The irony in this post is hilarious. At this point, I asked you zero questions. I just said your Original Post was irritating in another thread.
    Oh and this:

    Is not the same as this:


    It is why your answers never fit, make no sense, and why you resort to "OMG meet me in da cage" when you make imbecilic statements.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigatron View Post
    If I'm empty and someone sneaks up behind me with a blade I can use the AR in the same way you would utilize your sword or hanbo to block the inside of the arm, eject the magazine tactically and jam the corner of it into their eye socket or throat.
    So, during these gun battles, do you play your theme music through some sort of portable loudspeaker set-up, or do you hire a band to follow you around?
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

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    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
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    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    So, during these gun battles, do you play your theme music through some sort of portable loudspeaker set-up, or do you hire a band to follow you around?
    This guy works in the bad of the bad, a place that makes the Al Anbar Provence seem like a Sandals resort. With all that killin' and government hatin', he has no time for theme music. Plus the sound from the music would be drowned out by all the whooshes, cracks and hi-ya's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexJohn View Post
    This guy works in the bad of the bad, a place that makes the Al Anbar Provence seem like a Sandals resort. With all that killin' and government hatin', he has no time for theme music. Plus the sound from the music would be drowned out by all the whooshes, cracks and hi-ya's.
    I've been to that land called Chicago. It was a cold winter night and we had just watched John Fogerty, on stage, so drunk he couldn't grab his own ass with both hands, much less play the guitar, and he forgot the words. The crowd got riled to the point that they drank more beer. It was scarey! I did survive...the beers...I think

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    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    So, during these gun battles, do you play your theme music through some sort of portable loudspeaker set-up, or do you hire a band to follow you around?
    My birthday is coming up.

    For years I have been begging my friends to hire a midget dressing in a kimono to bang a gong & announce my presence whenever I walk into the room.

    Every year, I am disappoint.

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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bodhi108 View Post
    My birthday is coming up.

    For years I have been begging my friends to hire a midget dressing in a kimono to bang a gong & announce my presence whenever I walk into the room.

    Every year, I am disappoint.
    That would be an epic birthday gift to have. Does the midget have to be in Kabuki?
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexJohn View Post
    he has no time for theme music. Plus the sound from the music would be drowned out by all the whooshes, cracks and hi-ya's.
    Wrong:
    Theme music, every good hero should have some.

    Tactical Rolls to an AR-15 to shoot Gangbangers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix View Post
    That would be an epic birthday gift to have. Does the midget have to be in Kabuki?
    **** yes.

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    This guy was Ming the Merciless' lil' attendant.



    Also played all the Oompa Loompas in the "Wonka" remake. His real name is Deep Roy. Now that's a porn name if I ever heard one.

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