What kind of sick soccer rugby sport is this?

**P Marsh** · Posted On: 6/07/2012 5:42pm

Originally Posted by judoka_uk

I know, you guys are totally hardcore with your 15 seconds of heavily padded activity followed by 10 minutes of changing teams and adverts.

Its a really impressive physical feat to keep your eyes open for the 18 hours necessary to watch an American football game.

Well at least **** gets done where as soccer seems to be an exercise it watching 20 or so grown men fake injuries like 6 year-olds trying to get their older brothers in trouble until the audience gets so drunk and bored at the lack of goals that they decide riot to counteract their complete lack of entertainment.

**judoka_uk** · Posted On: 6/07/2012 5:42pm

Originally Posted by cualltaigh

After 13 years of rugby (sans any padding) I've still got all my teeth to smile with. Sure, all my front teeth are dead and held in by dental concrete, but they're still there.

Wasn't there an Aussie rules guy who during surgery they found an opponents tooth lodged in his arm several months after the event?

**judoka_uk** · Posted On: 6/07/2012 5:43pm

Originally Posted by P Marsh

Well at least **** gets done where as soccer seems to be an exercise it watching 20 or so grown men fake injuries like 6 year-olds trying to get their older brothers in trouble until the audience gets so drunk and bored at the lack of goals that they decide riot to counteract their complete lack of entertainment.

Football is completely and utterly gay. No argument from me there.

**cualltaigh** · Posted On: 6/07/2012 5:49pm

Originally Posted by judoka_uk

Wasn't there an Aussie rules guy who during surgery they found an opponents tooth lodged in his arm several months after the event?

Don't know about an AFL player - which would be surprising given they are only half a rung higher than soccer players on the manliness football stakes - but there was a rugby league player:

http://www.epiccarnival.com/2007/07/...your-head.html

**judoka_uk** · Posted On: 6/07/2012 6:00pm

Originally Posted by cualltaigh

Don't know about an AFL player - which would be surprising given they are only half a rung higher than soccer players on the manliness football stakes - but there was a rugby league player:

http://www.epiccarnival.com/2007/07/...your-head.html

Didn't know Aussie rules guys had a bad rep. Yeh that's the one and the guy with the tooth in the head as well that rings a bell.

Still nothing on Buck Shelford at the Battle of Nantes.

**RWaggs** · Posted On: 6/07/2012 6:01pm

Originally Posted by judoka_uk

I know, you guys are totally hardcore with your 15 seconds of heavily padded activity followed by 10 minutes of changing teams and adverts.

Its a really impressive physical feat to keep your eyes open for the 18 hours necessary to watch an American football game.

Yep, you don't know anything about American football.

**judoka_uk** · Posted On: 6/07/2012 6:03pm

Originally Posted by RWaggs

Yep, you don't know anything about American football.

I think you need to remove whatever is jammed up your Tight End.

**RWaggs** · Posted On: 6/07/2012 6:04pm

Oh, and Aussie rules football is awesome as well.

**RWaggs** · Posted On: 6/07/2012 6:05pm

Originally Posted by judoka_uk

I think you need to remove whatever is jammed up your Tight End.

Are you offering to help me with that, precious?

**Lindz** · Posted On: 6/07/2012 6:09pm

Originally Posted by cualltaigh

Don't know about an AFL player - which would be surprising given they are only half a rung higher than soccer players on the manliness football stakes - but there was a rugby league player:

What?