Another UFC employee in the news for violence

***Tranquil Suit*** · Posted On: 5/29/2012 1:13pm

Originally Posted by judoka_uk

How much of a ****** do you have to be to not only be unable to constrain and calm down the 8kg muff, but then pull the ultimate ****** card and call the cops.

Really can't be that hard to dodge a saucepan.

Man **** you. We don't know what the situation was. Maybe she was one of those psycho bitches that smacked Tiki around for no reason. Maybe this was the last straw.

***Tranquil Suit*** · Posted On: 5/29/2012 4:23pm

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/5/29...iolence-arrest

Err not sure why, but I find this to be her hottest picture to date:

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 5/29/2012 6:30pm

Seriously? Dude is a fighter, all she needs to do is say "he grabbed me" and dude is in jail, it doesn't matter if she has thrown **** at him, punched him, kicked him, fucking osoto gari'd the **** out of him, he puts one finger on her even in self defence, it is him in jail, not her. In many cases the law is a weapon for women. Dude did a smart thing in my extremely learned opinion.

**** me, this ain't rocket science, guys. Trust me on this, we are all in this boat, we all do martial arts and we all have an interest in combat sports to some degree. Cops will not think twice about locking a martial artist up, even a novice, who has even just hugged a woman to stop her from throwing punches. It's fucked but it is the law.

Very recently this inequality in the law became dastardly apparent in my life and I was pissed off at the unfairness of it all. I was all, "the few lying, cheating women who use the law as a weapon for personal gain make it fucking hard to trust DV claims across the board". A mate changed my opinion, though. He said to me that if one man has to go through the system falsely accused of DV so that even just one woman is safe from an actual violent person, then that one man should just deal.

Let me be clear, you put a finger on a woman and you are the legal defendant, no matter what. ALWAYS call the cops, it's not worth the alternative.

**cualltaigh** · Posted On: 5/29/2012 7:39pm

Originally Posted by battlefields

Seriously? Dude is a fighter, all she needs to do is say "he grabbed me" and dude is in jail, it doesn't matter if she has thrown **** at him, punched him, kicked him, fucking osoto gari'd the **** out of him, he puts one finger on her even in self defence, it is him in jail, not her. In many cases the law is a weapon for women. Dude did a smart thing in my extremely learned opinion.

**** me, this ain't rocket science, guys. Trust me on this, we are all in this boat, we all do martial arts and we all have an interest in combat sports to some degree. Cops will not think twice about locking a martial artist up, even a novice, who has even just hugged a woman to stop her from throwing punches. It's fucked but it is the law.

Very recently this inequality in the law became dastardly apparent in my life and I was pissed off at the unfairness of it all. I was all, "the few lying, cheating women who use the law as a weapon for personal gain make it fucking hard to trust DV claims across the board". A mate changed my opinion, though. He said to me that if one man has to go through the system falsely accused of DV so that even just one woman is safe from an actual violent person, then that one man should just deal.

Let me be clear, you put a finger on a woman and you are the legal defendant, no matter what. ALWAYS call the cops, it's not worth the alternative.

It wasn't meant to be serious, given that we don't have the slightest clue as to what is actually happening it was all a bit of tongue in cheek ribbing. But appreciate your p.o.v. given recent circumstances.

Holding the Barney Stinson hot/crazy constant to be true, then there is every chance Arianny is a saucepan wielding psycho diva that was indeed goading a professional fighter into a domestic violence altercation (Sorry Tranquil Suit but she is indeed, rather attractive). If that is true then yes, absolutely the smartest thing to do would have been to call the cops.

But until we know and Tiki has a chance to put forward his version of events (assuming it was even him of course) then I'm sure he is man enough to ignore some hollow needling on the internet.

BTW did you end up hitting Advance last night?

**judoka_uk** · Posted On: 5/29/2012 7:54pm

Originally Posted by Tranquil Suit

Man **** you. We don't know what the situation was. Maybe she was one of those psycho bitches that smacked Tiki around for no reason. Maybe this was the last straw.

Originally Posted by Tranquil Suit

Err not sure why, but I find this to be her hottest picture to date:

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If you're trying to take the moral high ground, then you're doing so on a very shaky one.

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 5/29/2012 8:50pm

Originally Posted by cualltaigh

It wasn't meant to be serious, given that we don't have the slightest clue as to what is actually happening it was all a bit of tongue in cheek ribbing. But appreciate your p.o.v. given recent circumstances.

Holding the Barney Stinson hot/crazy constant to be true, then there is every chance Arianny is a saucepan wielding psycho diva that was indeed goading a professional fighter into a domestic violence altercation (Sorry Tranquil Suit but she is indeed, rather attractive). If that is true then yes, absolutely the smartest thing to do would have been to call the cops.

But until we know and Tiki has a chance to put forward his version of events (assuming it was even him of course) then I'm sure he is man enough to ignore some hollow needling on the internet.

BTW did you end up hitting Advance last night?

Will be tonight. Went to a meeting last night.

**TheRuss** · Posted On: 6/03/2012 12:48am

I must be missing something. Who's Tiki?

According to a police report released Tuesday, Celeste and 34-year-old Praveen Chandra were each arrested on a misdemeanor battery domestic violence charge after police were called about 4:30 a.m. Saturday to the Wynn Las Vegas casino resort.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_1...ith-boyfriend/

**Eddie Hardon** · Posted On: 6/03/2012 6:00am

Reminds me of Tito Ortiz being accused of, er, "constraining" [tm J-uk] Jenna Jameson.

Who was photographed wearing a bandage, presumably as 'evidence' of "constraint'.

On her Elbow.

Her effing elbow!

**Smackjack** · Posted On: 6/06/2012 10:01am

That's the smartest thing to do, if you do any MA even tai chi or chun, and resisted out of self defense, example: she tried to Stab him with a butcher knife and he held the knife hand from attacking him or if he blocked leaving a bruise. They will **** you in the ass so hard your kidneys will shift. they don't **** around with domestic violence and the courts hate fighters. Regardless if the art is ****, you're still by law considered a "lethal weapon" some states vary on how self defense is and should be initiated.

If any other accomplished or aspiring lawyers aside from myself would like to chime in on how dumb it is to fight back with acquired skill please do.

It's this **** that makes me wish I never achieved a "black belt". They can easily subpoena your coaches or people you have worked with to testify. Even if you go to a grand jury and give them an example the only thing they will look at is:

1. You're a fighter
2. She's a woman
3. Size difference
4. You're a fighter

Not everyone does martial arts. That's why guns were made.

eloneamigo · Posted On: 7/08/2012 11:23am

Originally Posted by judoka_uk

Quite disappointed that my image isn't the right scale, maybe this will fix that:

As for Tiki, got to be a massive pwning to be known as the not very successful MMA fighter who called the cops to deal with an angry ring girl.

That's quite the fail and I'm sure carries quite a few man penalty points.

that is some funny ****.