GD! The Question!

**Permalost** · Posted On: 5/23/2012 11:10am

************, every time you start posting around here again, I start saying "************" at every opportunity like its going out of style. ************ this and ************ that. This ************ over here. You remind us all that its a fun word to throw around for friends and enemies alike (and motherfuckers you feel indifferent about too).

**Devil** · Posted On: 5/23/2012 12:05pm

I can't blame The Question. ************ and other variations of the word **** are my favorite words. They're so versatile. They're also the reason I speak slowly at work. People think I'm really thoughtful but I'm just trying to form sentences that don't include the f-bomb.

**Tom .C** · Posted On: 5/23/2012 12:39pm

Originally Posted by Devil

I can't blame The Question. ************ and other variations of the word **** are my favorite words. They're so versatile. They're also the reason I speak slowly at work. People think I'm really thoughtful but I'm just trying to form sentences that don't include the f-bomb.

I have the same issue with "cocksucker".

**lordbd** · Posted On: 5/23/2012 1:29pm

I've been pretty into douche-nozzle lately. Heard it in a Patton Oswald youtube video.

**DarkPhoenix** · Posted On: 5/23/2012 1:55pm

http://youtu.be/kuOZVryAwMM

One of the most informative pieces on language.

**The Question** · Posted On: 5/24/2012 12:01am

Fucking hell, which thread was this **** taken from?

The trick is to place reasonable words between 'motherfuck', 'motherfucking', 'motherfucking hell' and all that other **** to give the appearance of content. That way moderators don't move that ****.

Personally I think it's fucking awesome.

**The Question** · Posted On: 5/24/2012 12:01am

Originally Posted by DarkPhoenix

http://youtu.be/kuOZVryAwMM

One of the most informative pieces on language.

Fucking awesome.

**P Marsh** · Posted On: 5/24/2012 12:15am

People use "****" way to much these days either because they think it makes them sound mature/badass or that they are completely unoriginal and have little creative flair; its come to the point for me where its lost all of its implied sting.

Honestly, how can **** compete with new found favourites like "cock-knuckles" or "douche-canoe"?

**The Question** · Posted On: 5/24/2012 12:23am

Originally Posted by P Marsh

People use "****" way to much these days either because they think it makes them sound mature/badass or that they are completely unoriginal and have little creative flair; its come to the point for me where its lost all of its implied sting.

Honestly, how can **** compete with new found favourites like "cock-knuckles" or "douche-canoe"?

'Look here, mayne. **** all that ****. Why the **** you want to make up ridiculous words that sounds like you practising for the tongue twister olympics or some bullshit. Use the fucking monosyllabic motherfucking word that everybody because that's how language fucking works.

The point is not to prove how fucking awesome you are because you spin wheels and invent some **** like 'cocksocket', 'turd-volcano', or 'dung-cuddler', but to communicate effectively.

The best writing, and the best is succinct and direct. **** all that round about ****, because the more time a ************ has to spend trying to unravel the meaning of what the **** you just said is more time for him to be distracted by the pair of tits just outside his window.

****, what was i saying? Right, so while you may think you are smart because you can juxtapose 2 words with a hyphen and kind of squeeze meaning out of it, you are having far less of an effect than you would if you said 'aiyo, look here, ************, **** all that ****'.

Let me give you an example: 'While I was growing up, I was given the nickname Police Helicopter. I was into some very strange things back then. They said my pursuits were suspect'.