Thread: RIP BD
5/21/2012 8:24pm, #1
May BrotherDaniel's internet soul rest in peace and find it's way safely to the binary purgatory to await judgement. You will be missed!
5/21/2012 8:56pm, #2
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Wait, did he die? Or did he just quit posting? This post is confusing
5/21/2012 8:58pm, #3
5/21/2012 9:17pm, #4
Yes, he died. It was a combination of brain tissue damage from his jaw conditioning and exhaustion from his chi sao matches with his wife in the pool. If only he had practiced his forms more his body would have been strong enough to handle all that pressure!
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5/21/2012 9:51pm, #5
Update from CERN: Brother Daniel was the subject of test and treatment, his penis and testicles continued to shrink the more he practised teh r34l chun, to the point where they were only recognisable under an electron microscope. Unfortunately, this stage of penis and testicle shrinkage was registered by scientists around the time he began posting on bullshido, our warnings to him that continued practice and defence of his chosen martial art would cause his demise went unheeded, despite the grave concerns the attending scientists and doctors had begun to develop regarding his involvement in chunning. As part of their treatment, BrotherDaniel was sent here, but unfortunately it appears we were too late.
Hypotheses include that it actually reduced further, down to a subatomic level that cannot yet be witnessed by current technology, and created a black hole whereby he was spaghetti-fied, however this is unlikely as nothing else was affected. There has been a theory now tabled known only as BDPaTS-1 (BrotherDaniel Penis and Testicle Shrinkage- 1st stage), where scientists have begun researching the possibility of, at a subatomic level, matter reversing itself, not quite into anti- matter, but just enough to "correct" itself in the universe. Sort of "apologising" for having been present, wiping it's stain from existence.
This theory was proposed after the observation that BrotherDaniel disappeared entirely, seemingly overnight, with scientists and doctors in the very same room. The scientists had studied ninjas in the past and this had happened before, but they assumed the disappearance was because they were ninjas and prone to it. Now that a t3h r34l chun practitioner disappeared in front of them, they were confronted with the possibility that BDPaTS-1, penis and testicle shrinkage that sub-atomically destroys itself and it's connection to the universe through practicing the chun, is a very real phenomenon and that it could and most likely is also affecting ninjas.
BrotherDaniel's legacy is that scientists now believe that "knowledge" may be "conscious" on a subatomic level. This revelation could mean a great change in the way we think about everything, from science to religion. So despite having been too late to save him from his own penis and testicles shrinking so much as to make his whole self disappear, we can take comfort in knowing that science may indeed isolate and weaponise this phenomena for the preservation of life itself.GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
5/22/2012 7:29am, #6
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5/22/2012 9:06am, #8
5/22/2012 9:08am, #9
I am like the comedy Highlander. There can be only one.GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
5/23/2012 2:57pm, #10
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