Is kicking in a street fight really effective?

**crappler** · Posted On: 5/20/2012 11:31am

Originally Posted by battlefields

It's more of a hobby than a career. I do it for the love, the LULZ and to give back to the bullshido community, of which I owe a great debt. Well, I actually owe the sucker whose credit card number I stole to purchase a Supporting Membership a great debt, I'm not sure if they are a member here or not, but fucking hell, he got one hell of a bill last Christmas.

I would appreciate if you would stop charging my credit card for the granny porn. People think I am weird.

**dflanmod** · Posted On: 5/20/2012 12:59pm

Originally Posted by crappler

I would appreciate if you would stop charging my credit card for the granny porn. People think I am weird.

This is why you must always pay for sexual services in cash so some bastard don't steal your credit card info.

Glove up.
Pay cash.
Take Pennicillin
Check for appropriate gender
Never kiss on the mouth
And pay full price if you are in the secret service.

A few tips for when you're nailing dirty hookers.

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 5/20/2012 2:07pm

When you've knocked somebody on his ass, kicking him in the face with your boots is totally ineffective. Really. Curbstomping someone's head with those boots is another thing that just won't do any cranial damage whatsoever. Did I write "really" yet?

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 5/20/2012 9:48pm

Originally Posted by RurikGreenwulf

This video shows how only a elite level fighter can sometimes use a few kicks in a street fight but ultimately they prove totally worthless

Oh wait...

All my varrots gone why did I have to bet them all?

If Star Trek has taught us anything, it is to not get into fights if you're wearing a red shirt. Fuckin' newbz.

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 5/20/2012 10:42pm

Originally Posted by crappler

I would appreciate if you would stop charging my credit card for the granny porn. People think I am weird.

Just wait until your next bill. Also, police.

**csharp.negative** · Posted On: 5/20/2012 11:26pm

My favorite part of that video is around the :48 mark when the red shirt gets dropped right to the floor with a sweep/low kick. So cash. And totally ineffective.