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    We Need a Mall Ninja design - image

    Here at Bullshido we are dealing with more and more tactical tards. People who are teaching tactical firearms use, who do not have the background, training, and knowledge to do so. These people are delusional about their own skill level.

    We need some sort of drawing or design to use which represents the mall ninja. Submissions would be welcome. Unfortunately we can't pay, so we only ask for permission to use this image at bullshido.net. You would retain the rights to your own creation and it would be up to you to trademark it, if you so desired.
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    http://www.survivalistboards.com/showthread.php?t=79487

    Here is a pretty comprehensive description of the species.

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    I feel like you eyeballin' me, dawg!
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    'Nuff said!

    EDIT: Now I know what a Mall Ninja is and knowing is half the battle. *cue GI Joe Music*
    Last edited by DarkPhoenix; 5/10/2012 9:37am at .
    I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Browning View Post
    http://www.survivalistboards.com/showthread.php?t=79487

    Here is a pretty comprehensive description of the species.
    That's a pretty awesome description! I especially liked the pics of the guns!
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    I like this idea. I think you Bullies should go "full retard" with this. Don't just slap a new caption on some airsoft cosplayer kid. Make an original pic. I strongly recommend something like a balaclava to conceal your true face and enough body armor real or faux to pass for a Warhammer 40K Space Marine.

    After that superglue EVERY tacticool ballistic Barbie accessory onto an otherwise uncool looking base weapon. Magazines taped north/south, several bayonets, lasers, flashlights and at least one WTF item that has no apparent use whatsoever. Do they still make the Popiel pocket fisherman ? Maybe a dustbuster instead


    Now seek out an obscure perch at your local mall and have somebody else take a pic of yourself in an overwatch position looking down onto the main drag inside (when full of people)

    Don't actually show up at the mall dressed like that just 'shoop the 2 images and caption it "...Watching over them LIKE A GOD" and DELIBERATELY ignore muzzle and trigger discipline.



    I myself don't have nearly enough gear to pull of the ninja pic and a few years ago someone actually did shoot up one of the malls here so that pic might be considered in bad taste if it gets recognized
    Last edited by Bad Apple; 5/10/2012 1:19pm at . Reason: spelling

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    keep em coming! And thanks Permalost!

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    Does anyone have the Japanese characters for Mall Ninja?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Browning View Post
    Does anyone have the Japanese characters for Mall Ninja?
    This is what google translate came up with using shopping mall ninja (n.b. I don't have any japanese language skills so don't rely on this):

    商店街忍者



    *Edit: Although a google transliteration might be fitting....
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    thank you :)

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