5/10/2012 9:17am, #1
We Need a Mall Ninja design - image
Here at Bullshido we are dealing with more and more tactical tards. People who are teaching tactical firearms use, who do not have the background, training, and knowledge to do so. These people are delusional about their own skill level.
We need some sort of drawing or design to use which represents the mall ninja. Submissions would be welcome. Unfortunately we can't pay, so we only ask for permission to use this image at bullshido.net. You would retain the rights to your own creation and it would be up to you to trademark it, if you so desired.
Last edited by Sam Browning; 5/10/2012 9:26am at .
5/10/2012 9:26am, #2
5/10/2012 9:32am, #3
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- Wyomissing, PA
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EDIT: Now I know what a Mall Ninja is and knowing is half the battle. *cue GI Joe Music*
Last edited by DarkPhoenix; 5/10/2012 9:37am at .I feel like you eye-bawlin' me, dawg!
5/10/2012 12:14pm, #4
5/10/2012 1:18pm, #5
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- Omaha, NE (orig from Boston area)
I like this idea. I think you Bullies should go "full retard" with this. Don't just slap a new caption on some airsoft cosplayer kid. Make an original pic. I strongly recommend something like a balaclava to conceal your true face and enough body armor real or faux to pass for a Warhammer 40K Space Marine.
After that superglue EVERY tacticool ballistic Barbie accessory onto an otherwise uncool looking base weapon. Magazines taped north/south, several bayonets, lasers, flashlights and at least one WTF item that has no apparent use whatsoever. Do they still make the Popiel pocket fisherman ? Maybe a dustbuster instead
Now seek out an obscure perch at your local mall and have somebody else take a pic of yourself in an overwatch position looking down onto the main drag inside (when full of people)
Don't actually show up at the mall dressed like that just 'shoop the 2 images and caption it "...Watching over them LIKE A GOD" and DELIBERATELY ignore muzzle and trigger discipline.
I myself don't have nearly enough gear to pull of the ninja pic and a few years ago someone actually did shoot up one of the malls here so that pic might be considered in bad taste if it gets recognized
Last edited by Bad Apple; 5/10/2012 1:19pm at . Reason: spelling
5/10/2012 2:29pm, #6
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5/10/2012 4:45pm, #7
5/10/2012 9:09pm, #8
Does anyone have the Japanese characters for Mall Ninja?
5/10/2012 10:05pm, #9
Last edited by cualltaigh; 5/10/2012 10:13pm at .Dum spiro, spero.
Tada gan iarracht.
5/10/2012 10:46pm, #10