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    Quote Originally Posted by The-48th-Ronin View Post
    I can tell by your answer to my CORRECT and INFORMED comment that you're NOT a practitioner of either MMA or Self defense, if you were, you'd know the difference between the two.

    Thanks for embarrassing yourself.

    **** your mother :)
    I like you. I like the warm feeling deep inside you give me. Can we snuggle?

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    I got a big hug for you and Q-diddy next time I see you guyz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
    Question you beast. First Colin, and now you back on the boards. My lucky week.

    Are you fat now? All the gorging and orgies on beds of marijuana leaves make you a chunky boy? I haven't trained since I met you, and I hadn't trained in a bit then.

    You think you suck now. I'm finding new lows when I'm even able to do the thing.

    You never did get to kick me in the head, in spite of my suckage. **** luck, that. Maybe if you visit, we'll do a TD around it.
    Waddup, pimpin? You still bangin' that guitar and tearin **** up in the bean?

    Nah man, I never want to get so out of shape as to turn into a fat ************: I've done all kinds of disgraceful **** to not get too heavy. I was even considering having sex with some chicks for exercise, but... ****, let's hope it never gets that desparate.

    **** yeah. When I make it back to the Bean, TD's and drinks motherfuckaaahhh!!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja View Post
    I got a big hug for you and Q-diddy next time I see you guyz.
    Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Too much man love, bro.
    It's either you have a headkick or a right cross. What is this hug thing you speak of? **** that ****. We don't be grapplin' like that.
    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Permalost View Post
    Ah, it's Mr. Killington.

    You know, I used to run with that ************, back then he was just 'Buzz'. Nah mean? Used to be a hard nose ************, ready to smack a bitch up in the streets. But since he started bonin', or should I say 'courting' that glasses wearing librarian chick and drinkin' tea. He changed, man. He fuckin' changed. Started talking about the history of corn and all that ****.
    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The-48th-Ronin View Post
    You wanted to be like Jason Bourne, right?...so why not quit MMA and take up a self defence class like Krav Maga or Systema? MMA is a sport, not a viable method of self defence on the streets (where street rules apply)...self defence and sport martial arts are COMPLETELY different.

    Obviously if you wanna compete in sanctioned MMA fights then you should be training MMA, but from what I've read it sounds like you're just interested in self defence.

    So maybe try looking for a self defence school in your area instead man.
    MMA is only the first step. Eventually I plan to enroll in the Jedi Academy.


    Also, Krav Maga? Isn't that that middle eastern dish when the chick peas and ground beef?
    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Question View Post
    MMA is only the first step. Eventually I plan to enroll in the Jedi Academy.
    I think Jedi is a recognized religion in Australia. Your next locale.

    I say hug, but I mean awkward masculine pound, probably with my elbow, cos you know I'll be carrying two guitars and some other ****.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    Holy cow, Q-dot drew FFF out from under his rock.

    Nice to see you both on the boards again.
    Waitwaitwait. Q and FFF both back from hiatus? I picked a good time to pay a visit.

    As for the existential crisis faced by our intrepid poster, my modest proposal is this:
    1) Find something heavy.
    2) Lift it.
    3) Repeat.

    Genius, no?
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    Downstreet on the flip-flop, timepants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRuss View Post
    Waitwaitwait. Q and FFF both back from hiatus? I picked a good time to pay a visit.

    As for the existential crisis faced by our intrepid poster, my modest proposal is this:
    1) Find something heavy.
    2) Lift it.
    3) Repeat.

    Genius, no?
    Fucking awesome! But I've een doing that to your girlfriend/wife/sister for a while now and it doesn't seemed to have quelled the longing I have for that full contact ****. lol. (Sorry, couldn't resist. It's like a fucking disease or something).

    But yes, I occasionally do hit the gym and snatch, clean, jerk, pull up, bench press, squat, pushups. Used to be regular, now less regular because I live far from the gym. Still want to punch a ************ though. It's like I'm homesick or some ****.
    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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    It's like you are me and I are you, but with horrible grammar

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