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    Quote Originally Posted by The-48th-Ronin View Post
    You wanted to be like Jason Bourne, right?...so why not quit MMA and take up a self defence class like Krav Maga or Systema? MMA is a sport, not a viable method of self defence on the streets (where street rules apply)...self defence and sport martial arts are COMPLETELY different.

    Obviously if you wanna compete in sanctioned MMA fights then you should be training MMA, but from what I've read it sounds like you're just interested in self defence.

    So maybe try looking for a self defence school in your area instead man.
    In 48's defense, it doesn't exactly sound like MMA is working for Question. Maybe some slow motion Russian Aikido is just what he needs.
    The fool thinks himself immortal,
    If he hold back from battle;
    But old age will grant him no truce,
    Even if spears spare him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRuss View Post
    Waitwaitwait. Q and FFF both back from hiatus? I picked a good time to pay a visit.
    Coljnir (colin) too. Indeed Bullshido is bountiful with Quality Posers (er...posters), and in the valley of trollshido and the foothills of YMAS, the Chunlusional tribes are marauding, and vast tards of would-be-ninjers roam the plains.

    The anti trolls are well fed, and the Shooping of the Photo is bountiful. Sarcasm blankets the interwebs, in the BS realm, and there's plenty of fail to go round.

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    Threads like this makes me want to go out and **** my girlfriend for no apparent reason.

    #FailGetALife

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smackjack View Post
    Threads like this makes me want to go out and **** my girlfriend for no apparent reason.

    #FailGetALife
    You know, I once met a person who could only orgasm while being chained up, hand tied behind the back, wearing skin tight leather, and being whipped while rolling a hard boiled egg across the floor with only the nose. So I'm no stranger to far out freaky ****. But you are the first ************ I have met, however, that gets turned on by reading posts on a Martial Arts forum. Everyday there are more surprises.
    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Question View Post
    You know, I once met a person who could only orgasm while being chained up, hand tied behind the back, wearing skin tight leather, and being whipped while rolling a hard boiled egg across the floor with only the nose. So I'm no stranger to far out freaky ****. But you are the first ************ I have met, however, that gets turned on by reading posts on a Martial Arts forum. Everyday there are more surprises.
    If the above is true. I'll add that I once dated a girl who could only have orgasms by half her body stuck between two mattresses or something similar during intercourse. You are mistaken my friend, it's not the thread, it's the situation you have deluded yourself in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smackjack View Post
    If the above is true. I'll add that I once dated a girl who could only have orgasms by half her body stuck between two mattresses or something similar during intercourse.
    Interesting. Had I been as fortunate as to come across something like that, I would perhaps have stuck myself between 2 mattresses and beat that ***** raw. Outstanding work.

    Quote Originally Posted by Smackjack View Post
    You are mistaken my friend, it's not the thread, it's the situation you have deluded yourself in.
    Deluded myself in? Well, let's pretend that makes sense...

    So you are turned on not by threads, but by the situation of a person who is not able to train in martial arts as he wants? Well, let your freak flag fly son. If that what does it for you then that's what does it. At least this way you won't be found asphyxiated between 2 mattresses or some other far out ****.
    Quote Originally Posted by Goju - joe
    being a dick with skill is only marginally better than being a dick without skill.

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    Could I get the number of that mattress chick?
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    That's the most Krav thing I've ever read. That's Kravver than a ************...

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