Failure - Part II

**TheMightyMcClaw** · Posted On: 5/15/2012 1:07am

Originally Posted by The-48th-Ronin

You wanted to be like Jason Bourne, right?...so why not quit MMA and take up a self defence class like Krav Maga or Systema? MMA is a sport, not a viable method of self defence on the streets (where street rules apply)...self defence and sport martial arts are COMPLETELY different.

Obviously if you wanna compete in sanctioned MMA fights then you should be training MMA, but from what I've read it sounds like you're just interested in self defence.

So maybe try looking for a self defence school in your area instead man.

In 48's defense, it doesn't exactly sound like MMA is working for Question. Maybe some slow motion Russian Aikido is just what he needs.

**bobyclumsyninja** · Posted On: 5/15/2012 6:16pm

Originally Posted by TheRuss

Waitwaitwait. Q and FFF both back from hiatus? I picked a good time to pay a visit.

Coljnir (colin) too. Indeed Bullshido is bountiful with Quality Posers (er...posters), and in the valley of trollshido and the foothills of YMAS, the Chunlusional tribes are marauding, and vast tards of would-be-ninjers roam the plains.

The anti trolls are well fed, and the Shooping of the Photo is bountiful. Sarcasm blankets the interwebs, in the BS realm, and there's plenty of fail to go round.

**Smackjack** · Posted On: 5/22/2012 10:36am

Threads like this makes me want to go out and **** my girlfriend for no apparent reason.

#FailGetALife

**The Question** · Posted On: 5/22/2012 12:58pm

Originally Posted by Smackjack

Threads like this makes me want to go out and **** my girlfriend for no apparent reason.

#FailGetALife

You know, I once met a person who could only orgasm while being chained up, hand tied behind the back, wearing skin tight leather, and being whipped while rolling a hard boiled egg across the floor with only the nose. So I'm no stranger to far out freaky ****. But you are the first ************ I have met, however, that gets turned on by reading posts on a Martial Arts forum. Everyday there are more surprises.

**Smackjack** · Posted On: 5/22/2012 2:03pm

Originally Posted by The Question

You know, I once met a person who could only orgasm while being chained up, hand tied behind the back, wearing skin tight leather, and being whipped while rolling a hard boiled egg across the floor with only the nose. So I'm no stranger to far out freaky ****. But you are the first ************ I have met, however, that gets turned on by reading posts on a Martial Arts forum. Everyday there are more surprises.

If the above is true. I'll add that I once dated a girl who could only have orgasms by half her body stuck between two mattresses or something similar during intercourse. You are mistaken my friend, it's not the thread, it's the situation you have deluded yourself in.

**The Question** · Posted On: 5/22/2012 2:11pm

Originally Posted by Smackjack

If the above is true. I'll add that I once dated a girl who could only have orgasms by half her body stuck between two mattresses or something similar during intercourse.

Interesting. Had I been as fortunate as to come across something like that, I would perhaps have stuck myself between 2 mattresses and beat that ***** raw. Outstanding work.

Originally Posted by Smackjack

You are mistaken my friend, it's not the thread, it's the situation you have deluded yourself in.

Deluded myself in? Well, let's pretend that makes sense...

So you are turned on not by threads, but by the situation of a person who is not able to train in martial arts as he wants? Well, let your freak flag fly son. If that what does it for you then that's what does it. At least this way you won't be found asphyxiated between 2 mattresses or some other far out ****.