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    Failure - Part II

    So what the **** do I do now? My life's plan was to be Jason Bourne by the time I turned 28, unassuming, but un-fucking touchable in the streets. I would be able to lay out a ************ in the streets faster than he could grab my wrist and say 'I'm mugging you'. But **** that, I haven't trained properly in a very long time. My boxing record is 2-3 and my MMA record is 0-1. And my 'career' started 6 years ago.

    I almost wish I weren`t interested in martial arts anymore because it wouldn`t all be so frustrating. Every motherfucking time I think I find some place in which I may be able to train, there is always some bad **** attached. Either them ninjas there is useless and **** or they don`t know what the **** they're doing or the motherfucking boxing coach shows up once every blue moon and I have to train by myself with a motherfucking bag for 2 weeks and get one session of padwork that lasts 1 minute every month. Or the fucking police are coming in there to lock that **** down because the mother fuckers had 300 kilos of weed in a 55 gallon drum next door. How do you even get 300 kilos of weed into a 55 gallon drum?

    What the ****, man, what the ****? How does one deal with this ****. It's at the point where I'm going to go from Jason Bourne to Jason Vorhees and just murder a string of motherfuckers with a machete because there isn't any point to life anymore.

    Ah well. Are there any recommendations to ease the pain? Do I start watching videos and doing drills against an imaginary opponent? Do I practice armbars on a bamboo stick in a cane field somewhere? Or do I murder 100 people?

    ****. I can't even watch hentai anymore.
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    If it really is your life plan, you go to quality training. You don't depend on local schools, you relocate. If its a hobby that you are passionate about, that sucks, hope better opportunity comes soon.

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    You're still harder than 99% of the people that post on here. You'll alway have that.

    Otherwise how about avoiding all things martial arts related for say, a month? I got into tree surgery from my love of climbing and now I climb professionally the last thing I want to do in my spare time is hang off a fucking rope. I haven't climbed for fun in almost two months and now I have a taste for it again and can't wait to get back out there.
    Ne Obliviscaris

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    Yeah you are a failure because you are not a fictional character.

    Please quit the Martial Arts.

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    Rocky IV training. Go.

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    Find those two guys you beat in boxing and beat them up again.

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    and their children.

    Beat up their children.
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    Your problem was picking Jason Bourne as a role model.

    Forget that, just go straight Wolverine. Get a shady government organization to implant some indestructable metal claws in your forearms. Don't even need to train, just stab the crap out of people.

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    Build a crude statue of a warrior god, and train in front of it on your own every morning at dawn praying for divine instruction, like in the Mahabharata.
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    ****. I can't even watch hentai anymore.
    Key phrase.

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