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    Octopussy!

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    Join us... or die
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    Failure - Part II

    So what the **** do I do now? My life's plan was to be Jason Bourne by the time I turned 28, unassuming, but un-fucking touchable in the streets. I would be able to lay out a ************ in the streets faster than he could grab my wrist and say 'I'm mugging you'. But **** that, I haven't trained properly in a very long time. My boxing record is 2-3 and my MMA record is 0-1. And my 'career' started 6 years ago.

    I almost wish I weren`t interested in martial arts anymore because it wouldn`t all be so frustrating. Every motherfucking time I think I find some place in which I may be able to train, there is always some bad **** attached. Either them ninjas there is useless and **** or they don`t know what the **** they're doing or the motherfucking boxing coach shows up once every blue moon and I have to train by myself with a motherfucking bag for 2 weeks and get one session of padwork that lasts 1 minute every month. Or the fucking police are coming in there to lock that **** down because the mother fuckers had 300 kilos of weed in a 55 gallon drum next door. How do you even get 300 kilos of weed into a 55 gallon drum?

    What the ****, man, what the ****? How does one deal with this ****. It's at the point where I'm going to go from Jason Bourne to Jason Vorhees and just murder a string of motherfuckers with a machete because there isn't any point to life anymore.

    Ah well. Are there any recommendations to ease the pain? Do I start watching videos and doing drills against an imaginary opponent? Do I practice armbars on a bamboo stick in a cane field somewhere? Or do I murder 100 people?

    ****. I can't even watch hentai anymore.
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  2. mike321 is online now

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     Style: kenpo, Wrestling

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    If it really is your life plan, you go to quality training. You don't depend on local schools, you relocate. If its a hobby that you are passionate about, that sucks, hope better opportunity comes soon.
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    5/05/2012 1:44pm


     Style: 5x5, 5.56mm

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    You're still harder than 99% of the people that post on here. You'll alway have that.

    Otherwise how about avoiding all things martial arts related for say, a month? I got into tree surgery from my love of climbing and now I climb professionally the last thing I want to do in my spare time is hang off a fucking rope. I haven't climbed for fun in almost two months and now I have a taste for it again and can't wait to get back out there.
    "Won't fight me in the ring? Don't fight me on the street."
    Paraphrased from Bullshido.

    "You can't judge Martial Arts until you feel the joy of kicking someone in the face and not go to prison for it."
    Mrs Kovacs.
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    5/05/2012 2:32pm


     Style: BJJ, Boxing, Muay Thai

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    Yeah you are a failure because you are not a fictional character.

    Please quit the Martial Arts.
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    5/05/2012 3:47pm


     Style: Hung Gar

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    Rocky IV training. Go.
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     Style: Thaiboxing; MMA nb

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    Find those two guys you beat in boxing and beat them up again.
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     Style: BJJ, formerly Judo

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    and their children.

    Beat up their children.
    Quote Originally Posted by Judoka_UK
    Judo is the PC to Sambo's Mac.
  8. BJMills is online now

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    5/05/2012 6:43pm


     Style: Muay Thai/Wrestling

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    Your problem was picking Jason Bourne as a role model.

    Forget that, just go straight Wolverine. Get a shady government organization to implant some indestructable metal claws in your forearms. Don't even need to train, just stab the crap out of people.
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    Everybody was Kung Fu fighting

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    Build a crude statue of a warrior god, and train in front of it on your own every morning at dawn praying for divine instruction, like in the Mahabharata.
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    ****. I can't even watch hentai anymore.
    Key phrase.

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