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    Quote Originally Posted by Auszi View Post
    **** you battlefields, where's my chainsaw.
    Bring it, the steel of my samurai sword has been restless ever since I forced it to watch a whole five day test match. At local level. That's right. I won't even have to swing it, this sword is so pissed off that the cicadas in my area have migrated to another continent in case the sword mistakes their mating call for that of a cricket.

    Oh yeah, Australian native insect humour, a niche market, to be sure. I'm sure the obscurity will be picked up by the BBC, subtly developed to appeal furthermore to an intelligent audience, then sold to the US and fucked up completely.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.

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    We all know the truth of cricket is watching two wild kids dress up in leftover gear and smash the **** out of eachother whilst we're all shitfaced.

    Americans won't realise, but this happens quite a lot. and it's the glory of being pissed on a sunny summers day
    Quote Originally Posted by Judoka_UK
    Judo is the PC to Sambo's Mac.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scipio View Post
    Maybe could liven the next Ashes up?
    Ashes?

    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    I read this story to mean chainsaw trumps sword. Technology FTW!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bneterasedmynam View Post
    I read this story to mean chainsaw trumps sword. Technology FTW!!!
    What happens when someone builds a chainsaw teethed with tiny katanas?

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    This?

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    Quote Originally Posted by P Marsh View Post
    What happens when someone builds a chainsaw teethed with tiny katanas?
    You go grab your katana with the chainsaw edge.

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