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    Colin - confessions of a lazy ***hole

    Hi.
    I know it's been forever, and some of you may be reluctant to believe this, but bullshido.net is actually my favourite community on the entire web..

    "SO Y U NO VISIT? Y U NO POST?"

    I'm afraid that the questions are better than the answers.
    To go some way to explaining my complete absence in the last 12 months, I'm going to have to be up front about something incredibly shameful and embarrassing.

    Fact is, I have been out of training, and my previously killer left hook is now more suitable for fly squashing.

    My previously terrifying Seio-Nage is now more suitable for throwing the garbage bag in the skip bin.

    My previously flawless ukemi is now more suitable for rolling out of bed.

    And why should anyone care? Well, perhaps most people won't - but in any case I wanted to touch base, and go part way to explaining my recent complete failure as a martial artist, or athlete of any type.

    So yeah - what's up, bs.net? :friends:

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    You've been gone?
    For a year?

    ...and now you come back to tell us how much you suck?


    Well ****,
    welcome back i guess...

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    Wow, a year, huh. So it's been over a year since I joined. So it's been even longer since I started training and I still suck... this thread depresses me. Stupid hard truth!

    Anyway, how have you been? Written some music in the meantime?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChenPengFi View Post
    You've been gone?
    For a year?

    ...and now you come back to tell us how much you suck?
    Pretty much

    Well ****,
    welcome back i guess...
    Thanks.

    Quote Originally Posted by Azatdawn View Post
    Anyway, how have you been? Written some music in the meantime?
    Sure have. I've actually been hard at work with my metal band.

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    I'm going to let all of you in on something not so secret, including Colin, especially Colin.

    We don't care if you're not currently training. If you're a good member who contributes positively to the community, we would prefer it if you kept posting, even if you're not currently training.

    Lord knows we have no shortage of morons around here. Good posters are hard to find.

    Welcome back Colin. In conclusion, don't leave us again. There's a whole slew of passive aggressive chunners trapped in our chun closet, and we need all the ammo we can muster to keep their frothing madness at bay.
    Shut the hell up and train.

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    I really appreciate that you consider me to be 'not a moron' jnp.
    Honestly, I do.

    My photoshop fury is primed, and ready to unleash on unsuspecting chunners, and the sad assortment of the deluded that will inexorably gravitate towards this forum, just ready to spew their pseudo-scientific diarrhoea all over our hallowed pages.

    The sentiment is well-received, brother.

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    I just assumed you were in the bathroom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colin View Post
    So yeah - what's up, bs.net? :friends:
    Well, there's about ten threads full of delusional chunners, ninjers, and/or d34d133 str33t specialists on the first couple pages of YMAS and Trollshido. Also, Boby started a thread dedicated to comedic martial failure videos. It's about 80 pages long now, and, surprisingly, barely half of it is videos of Boby.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.
    Quote Originally Posted by Plasma
    At the point, I must act! You see my rashguard saids "Jiu Jitsu vs The World" and "The World" was standing in front me teaching Anti-Grappling in a school I help run.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    I just assumed you were in the bathroom.
    Nice to see you again, too :)

    Quote Originally Posted by ermghoti View Post
    surprisingly, barely half of it is videos of Boby.
    I call shenanigans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp View Post
    We don't care if you're not currently training. If you're a good member who contributes positively to the community, we would prefer it if you kept posting, even if you're not currently training.
    Mental note: Rafe, never stop training.

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