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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    It's chicken kelaguin("cooked" in lemon juice, yes!!),
    Tabasco on everything,
    finadene if you want something hot(because Tabasco isn't),
    tuba (coconut moonshine) and betel nut when you get hammered(that's why the sidewalks are red, the spit from the nuts stains),
    and throw rocks at people when you fight (this might be related to the aforementioned tuba);
    but the SPAM and red rice are spot on. Not bad.
    The whole roasted pigs and week long parties when someone dies are awesome.

    Fanihi is one of the only things that actually grossed me out there.
    They don't clean those, they just stew 'em whole in coconut milk, with dozens of chilis and chopped onions etc.
    Fucking nasty...


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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Even with the stains and the chewed husks everywhere, betel nut still has less disgusting detritus than fucking chewing tobacco. At least until some asshole tears open a cigarette and stuffs the tobacco in on with the nut and the lime.

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    Guamanian Fina'dene
    (makes a little over 1.5 qts)

    3 cups soy sauce
    2 cups white vinegar
    1 cup lemon juice
    1 large yellow onion, diced
    4 cloves garlic, chopped fine
    2-3 stalks of green onion, sliced on bias. Use almost the whole thing.
    Hot chilis to taste, finely chopped; in Guam this means LOTS.

    Put it all in a bowl, mix well, and chill.
    Done.
    Reserve some to use as a condiment.
    Use as a grilling marinade for chicken or ribs.


    Note on the chilis, these are traditional:

    Thai peppers make a decent substitute.
    I'd use habaneros in a pinch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironcastknight View Post
    Even with the stains and the chewed husks everywhere, betel nut still has less disgusting detritus than fucking chewing tobacco. At least until some asshole tears open a cigarette and stuffs the tobacco in on with the nut and the lime.
    Hahahaaa....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChenPengFi View Post
    Your wife has a wife?
    With an appetite?
    edit: From Guam?
    Tell her i said "Hafa brown"...
    Oops, I mean my friend's wife. Freudian slip?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZenMMA View Post
    I just looked that up....Now that is a burger...



    Only in America!

    Couldn't find a video of him eating it, does anyone know if he managed to finish it? surely not, he would explode from the inside!!
    It was him, plus 40 people, and they couldn't finish it.
    I do not aspire to be great, or even good, I hope to suck a little less then last class.

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