Fastest hands! Heard of this style?

**ZenMMA** · Posted On: 4/27/2012 11:54pm

Originally Posted by blue-dragon

I finally found a fighting style that I can take on guys with guns. YES!

No need to ever fear guns again!!

**vaquero de las nalgas** · Posted On: 4/27/2012 11:54pm

That kind of music is always a red flag for me, because I know some really shitty martial arts are going to follow. Kinda like when you know Jason is going to disembowel a teenage girl.

**Petter** · Posted On: 4/28/2012 1:19am

Originally Posted by It is Fake

TERRIBLE regarded as choreography.

This isn't a movie. Nice reddy red there.

I’ve spent hours mulling this over and I concede defeat: I can’t determine whether you responded in recognition of my facetiousness and continuing the cycle of mockery, or mistook my comment for earnestness.

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 4/28/2012 9:07am

Perfect defense against incoming Gaza rockets, Tel-Aviv carbombs and Iranian nukes.

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 4/28/2012 10:39am

Originally Posted by Petter

I’ve spent hours mulling this over and I concede defeat: I can’t determine whether you responded in recognition of my facetiousness and continuing the cycle of mockery, or mistook my comment for earnestness.

Mockery.

**Azatdawn** · Posted On: 4/28/2012 12:13pm

Originally Posted by ermghoti

Right from the beginning... multiple "attackers"... he spend seven seconds giving a deep tissue massage while the second one stands there, apparently thinking, "oh, you just wait until you are done! Then, I will attack you by myself with my multipleness! Then you will be sorry for beating up my compatriot, for whom I will not raise a finger in assistance!"

I love how he gets in his pose like "What are you gonna do, huh? What are you gonna do? You're beating up my pal? Oh."