The Rob Tucker Thread (formerly "Alliance team giving away brown belts in FL")

**DKJr** · Posted On: 4/28/2012 1:36pm

Rob Tucker masturbates to footage of the moon landing.

Rob Tucker isn't a racist, he molests children regardless of skin color.

Rob Tucker makes sure to always double park.

Rob Tucker texts in movie theatres.

**kayman101** · Posted On: 4/28/2012 3:29pm

I get it: In life we have no name, but in death our names are Robert Tucker.

(followed by the chant: "His name was Robert Tucker, his name was Robert Tucker".)

**dflanmod** · Posted On: 4/28/2012 4:24pm

Rob Tucker gave me anal warts.

Rob Tucker stole the Lindbergh baby.

Rob Tucker does NOT give you a reach around. :(

Rob Tucker drowns puppies.

**rtucker6508** · Posted On: 4/28/2012 8:01pm

Hi guys... this is actually kind of humorous... a friend sent me the link... this is Rob Tucker

Just for the record, it's been over a year as a purple (7 years with the same instructor and organization) and training 5-6 days per week, sometimes 2x per day (I own a school).

I left that organization recently and joined Alliance - seems as though there is now a little jealousy....especially since I opened my own school!

Oh well - it happens.

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 4/28/2012 8:09pm

Rob Tucker does regular vanity searches.

**DKJr** · Posted On: 4/28/2012 8:11pm

Originally Posted by rtucker6508

Hi guys... this is actually kind of humorous... a friend sent me the link... this is Rob Tucker

Just for the record, it's been over a year as a purple (7 years with the same instructor and organization) and training 5-6 days per week, sometimes 2x per day (I own a school).

I left that organization recently and joined Alliance - seems as though there is now a little jealousy....especially since I opened my own school!

Oh well - it happens.

You also happen to enjoy trick or treating on Arbor Day.

**slamdunc** · Posted On: 4/28/2012 8:11pm

Originally Posted by rtucker6508

this is Rob Tucker

There are only two bad-asses on the web Chuck Norris and Rob Tucker.

**dflanmod** · Posted On: 4/28/2012 8:41pm

Rob tucker. We must know. Wich of the truisms in this thread was your favorite?

**rtucker6508** · Posted On: 4/28/2012 9:02pm

Originally Posted by dflanmod

Rob tucker. We must know. Wich of the truisms in this thread was your favorite?

It may have to be "PRONE" -- Who is Rob Tucker?
I am a big fan of Atlas Shrugged and Ayn Rand... there are quite a few good ones throughout!

Thanks guys... if anyone is ever in the Bradenton/Sarasota area, please stop by and roll - we have no mat fee for anyone from other academies!