The Rob Tucker Thread (formerly "Alliance team giving away brown belts in FL")

**Gabetuno** · Posted On: 4/26/2012 1:34pm

Rob Tucker jacks off to your facebook pics.

**The_Beak** · Posted On: 4/26/2012 1:43pm

Rob Tucker ate the last slice of Pizza.

Rob Tucker farts where your standing then walks away.

Rob Tucker wrote the auto correct program.

Rob Tucker thinks any women who looks his way is asking for it.

Rob Tucker told three different guys you said you could kick their ass.

Rob Tucker won't play any game unless he gets to be player 1

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**Permalost** · Posted On: 4/26/2012 2:04pm

**Tom .C** · Posted On: 4/26/2012 2:12pm

In related news, Frank586 is leaving his girlfriend of five years, a dirty old gym sock, for another gym sock that used to be his brother's girlfriend. His tearfull brother is trying to strike up a relationship with a dish towel to help get over his loss.

**downtime** · Posted On: 4/26/2012 2:27pm

Rob Tucker is really Snookies father.

**RurikGreenwulf** · Posted On: 4/26/2012 2:29pm

rob tucker hates KIDS!!1!

Rob tucker taught Steven Seagal everything he knows

Rob Tucker is the responsable for the Comercialization of Karate and the introduction of Point Sparring

Rob tucker starts every morning by punching 666 babies in the face

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 4/26/2012 3:03pm

Originally Posted by Prone

Who is Rob Tucker?

Rob Tucker is not so much a "who" but a what?" Rob Tucker is a feeling, immortal, that flows through us, binds us together, and makes the last drop fall in our pants.

Rob Tucker said "hey, that Archduke Ferdinand is a dick. Somebody should cap his ass, that would solve a lot of problems."

Rob Tucker planned the raid on Dieppe.

Erectile dysfunction is caused when penises hide their collective eye from the cold light that Rob Tucker emits.

Irrespective of who denied it, it was Rob Tucker that supplied it.

Rob Tucker is the reason convenience stores have signs forbidding the practice of scratching instant lottery tickets on the copy machine.

Rob Tucker enters the highway at 35 mph below the speed limit, then immediately changes lanes.

Rob Tucker is the head of the North Korean missile program.

Rob Tucker chases your cat away from the litter box when you're not home.

Rob Tucker is Skrillex.

Rob Tucker is Overeem's pharmacist.

Rob Tucker was molested as a child by a priest. That priest sobbed in the shower for 78 straight hours, then converted to wicca, and bought a Lada.

Rob Tucker is a vegan, except for the twice a week when he eats nothing but black babies.

**DKJr** · Posted On: 4/26/2012 3:05pm

Frank586 is the Bullshido account name for Rick Ansley.

Frank586 was the inspiration for the forever alone meme.

Frank586's mom refuses to tuck him into bed now that he turned 40.

Even the pizza guy refuses to show up to Frank586's birthday party.

Frank586's imaginary friend doesn't want to be seen with him.

Frank586 ruined the ending of Harry Potter for school children in Akron, Ohio.