The Rob Tucker Thread (formerly "Alliance team giving away brown belts in FL")

**Gabetuno** · Posted On: 4/26/2012 9:49am

Rob Tucker's birth name is Rob Ilovetheaidsvirus. It was changed during his belt promotion.

**Tom .C** · Posted On: 4/26/2012 10:06am

Rob Tucker hates babies unless they're broasted with a seasoned cracker crumb breading.

**Prone** · Posted On: 4/26/2012 10:27am

Who is Rob Tucker?

**Tom .C** · Posted On: 4/26/2012 10:30am

Originally Posted by Prone

Who is Rob Tucker?

Read the thread noob! He is a cross between Satan and Hitler. He is the baddest of the bad. Other than that, we're not really sure.

**Prone** · Posted On: 4/26/2012 10:33am

Originally Posted by Tom .C

Read the thread noob! He is a cross between Satan and Hitler. He is the baddest of the bad. Other than that, we're not really sure.

But he got his BB as a gift. So he must be badass /faint

**Kharon** · Posted On: 4/26/2012 10:41am

Rob Tucker Is responsible for the toilet water being to close to your ass in public rest rooms.

**RWaggs** · Posted On: 4/26/2012 10:56am

The Rob Tuckers of the world are going to love it when Bullshido's SEO dominance puts this thread to the top of Google when their collective name is searched.

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 4/26/2012 11:27am

Rob Tucker wrote and directed the final episode of Seinfeld shortly before convincing George Lucas to make the phantom menace.

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**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 4/26/2012 11:28am

Rob tucker gives prostate exams with both hands on your shoulders.

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**DKJr** · Posted On: 4/26/2012 11:39am

Rob Tucker loosens the cap on salt in restaurants across the US.

Rob Tucker doesn't wash his hands before returning to work.

Rob Tucker was sent from the future to kill Sarah Connor.

Citing religious reasons, Rob Tucker doesn't utter the number 8.

Rob Tucker went back in time and impregnated the mothers of Mao, Stalin, Hitler, and Glenn Beck.

Rob Tucker told Pandora to open the box.

Rob Tucker founded the TSA, DPS, and IRS.

Every year Rob Tucker lays 100 eggs into the belly of a random stranger. Thus was the inspiration for the movie Alien.