The Rob Tucker Thread (formerly "Alliance team giving away brown belts in FL")

**submessenger** · Posted On: 5/25/2012 9:18am

Originally Posted by kayman101

So what happens when you have a hard on for over 4 hours??

Cialis and Viagra are made from Rob Tucker's diluted semen.

**bobyclumsyninja** · Posted On: 5/26/2012 12:53am

Originally Posted by daddykata

Cialis and Viagra are made from Rob Tucker's diluted semen.

There's also an export ban on Rob Tucker's semen, as it can be used to enrich Uranium.

Rob Tucker's package is so swollen, it gets its own table, when he dines out.

Saying Rob Tucker's name three times can impregnate women up to 20 feet. Saying it four times kills any male creature within a 50 foot radius.

Chuck Norris looks for Fedor under his bed, but Fedor isn't there, because he's hiding from Rob Tucker.

Rob Tucker's member, has more surface area than the state of Rhode Island.

Each of Rob Tucker's balls weighs as much as Saturn's 13th moon, Enceladus (they are housed in an inert plastic shield, to prevent mass impregnation of any female member of any species, that may be nearby.

Rob Tucker's Gi, is made of a combination of Royce Gracie's skin, and Chuck Norris' chest hair.

Chuck Norris' Action Jeans, were originally slated to be named "Rob Tucker Jeans" only the thread was too terrified to stay attached to the denim.

Rob Tucker put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp!
He put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong!

The International Scientific Union has been trying to name stars after Rob Tucker for 6 years, but they blow up to Red Giant over the anxiety, and the Nebulae disband, rather than bear the weight of the name.

**omoplatypus** · Posted On: 5/27/2012 1:34am

what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything just flat skin and then once
you leave your room you find out your life long best friend died last night
and several days later you find out that for your entire life
he had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make two gigantic hickeys
where your nipples should be because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason; just so you would fit in
god bless you, Rob Tucker...

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 5/27/2012 7:15am

When rob Tucker flies by aeroplane, the plane flies straight up and straight down, the earth repositions itself underneath so that it lands at whatever destination rob tucker desired.

**realjanuary** · Posted On: 5/27/2012 7:51am

Rob Tucker doesn't finish armbars, everyone taps out before their elbow gets pregnant.

**Jeff C.** · Posted On: 1/28/2013 11:14am

I am posting this on behalf of Professor Charles Dos Anjos, Wolfpack BJJ:

Please be aware that ROB TUCKER is using a similar Wolfpack website domain name.
He is in NO WAY affiliated with me or my Wolfpack bjj team and has manipulated the website domain name for personal gain.

A person of his character does not have the privilege of calling himself a part of my Wolfpackbjj team.

He has already been kicked out of Alliance Team for his questionable behavior.
No one of this caliber is associated with any component of our Wolfpack Team, as we take pride in upstanding team members who exemplify honesty & respect.
If you are interested in further information regarding Rob Tucker & the Alliance Team, please call 770-458-9825(Team Alliance) or 941-350-9606 Charles dos Anjos (wolfpackbjj.com)

**submessenger** · Posted On: 1/28/2013 11:51am

Originally Posted by Jeff C.

I am posting this on behalf of Professor Charles Dos Anjos, Wolfpack BJJ:

Please be aware that ROB TUCKER is using a similar Wolfpack website domain name.
He is in NO WAY affiliated with me or my Wolfpack bjj team and has manipulated the website domain name for personal gain.

A person of his character does not have the privilege of calling himself a part of my Wolfpackbjj team.

He has already been kicked out of Alliance Team for his questionable behavior.
No one of this caliber is associated with any component of our Wolfpack Team, as we take pride in upstanding team members who exemplify honesty & respect.
If you are interested in further information regarding Rob Tucker & the Alliance Team, please call 770-458-9825(Team Alliance) or 941-350-9606 Charles dos Anjos (wolfpackbjj.com)

Why doesn't Prof Dos Anjos make specific accusations here, and on his own?

**Devil** · Posted On: 1/28/2013 11:57am

Rob Tucker is all up in yer grill, stealin' yer wulfpacks.

**Jeff C.** · Posted On: 1/28/2013 12:31pm

Because his written English is not that good, because he doesn't have an account, and because he asked me to pass on his message. These aren't accusations. It's a FACT that he purchased a domain name (that redirects to his site) purposely very similar to Wolfpack BJJ. It's a FACT that Alliance telephonically confirmed their issue with Rob.

Why don't you just call Charles yourself? He posted his number and invited calls. Hell, call Rob too; he will probably confirm it as well.

**submessenger** · Posted On: 1/28/2013 1:16pm

Originally Posted by Jeff C.

Because his written English is not that good, because he doesn't have an account, and because he asked me to pass on his message. These aren't accusations. It's a FACT that he purchased a domain name (that redirects to his site) purposely very similar to Wolfpack BJJ. It's a FACT that Alliance telephonically confirmed their issue with Rob.

Why don't you just call Charles yourself? He posted his number and invited calls. Hell, call Rob too; he will probably confirm it as well.

OK, well, if these aren't accusations, I don't see the point in bringing them up. You said he did A, and he did B, but are skirting around whatever "issue," you think exists. You mean you've been here over 6 years and still don't know how this works?