The Rob Tucker Thread (formerly "Alliance team giving away brown belts in FL")

[Tom .C]

OOOPS!!! My mistake... What I meant to say was... OOOOHHHHH YEEEAHHHH!!!! ROB TUCKER!!!! OUTSTANDING!!!! OOOOHHHHH RAAAAHHHHH!!!! Now will someone please tell an ignorant hillbilly just WHO IN THE HELL IS ROB TUCKER?????? I mean I understand he can kill me with a glance and a flick of his eyelash, but please, help me out!!!!

OKAY...let me try

Mighty Rob Tucker is a mean ************, a mean ************ is he

he has rabies, eats babies, and gives women scabies, cuz that's what he likes to do.

[Chili Pepper]

I was writing out the answer for you but then Rob Tucker slapped it right off my screen, it flew around the world and hit your mum so hard it broke the laws of physics, went back in time and gave you a prenatal brain injury dropping your IQ from a hillbilly 60 down to 2.

For Rob Tucker, the laws of physics are merely guidelines.

[Kharon]

As a side note Rob Tucker recently proposed to Casey Anthony. congratulations

[lukerawks]

Rob Tucker beat a wall at tennis. A ********* wall.

When Rob Tucker pours himself a bowl of alphabet cereal, only the letters W-I-N come out.

Rob Tucker doesn't have to fight for his right to party.

When Rob Tucker was a boy, his dad gave him a spanking for bad behavior. Before spanking him, his dad said "Son, this is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you." His dad was right.

[thp]

Rob Tucker puts babies in driers... all the time.

Rob Tucker puts toddlers in tanning booths.

[Devil]

Rob Tucker once dated Octomom. They used to just call her Mom.

[Devil]

Ladies and gentlemen.............Rob Tucker:

[kayman101]

Ladies and gentlemen.............Rob Tucker:

So what happens when you have a hard on for over 4 hours??

[Vorpal]

Before they invented doors you would just have Rob Tucker walk through the wall in front of you.

Rob Tucker has thrown more men for a loop than real convincing trannies.

[dflanmod]

Rob Tucker has crippled more men than Polio.