The Rob Tucker Thread (formerly "Alliance team giving away brown belts in FL")

**Phrost** · Posted On: 5/23/2012 5:20pm

Just last week I was picking up some protein powder at GNC when out of nowhere some dude punches me right in the dick. After my vision cleared I saw the guy scooping out handfuls of chocolate whey into his mouth before he turned his head in my direction, and with clumps of chocolate goo all over his face and hands said:

"Rob Tucker, ************".

**RurikGreenwulf** · Posted On: 5/23/2012 5:21pm

Rob Tucker is only allowed light contact during Kyokushin Tournaments

Rob Tucker is only allowed open hand light contact strikes to the body during sparring

Rob Tucker uses the scorpion kick as a good set up for a jab

**wallsj** · Posted On: 5/23/2012 6:02pm

Rob Tucker is Keyser Soze

**submessenger** · Posted On: 5/23/2012 6:16pm

Originally Posted by mcdirt

Rob Tucker gots hisself a brown belt, eh? Well as ol' Redd Foxx was so fond of saying, "Good, They can use to lower him into the ground with it."

Rob Tucker's first post will always be better than yours.

Originally Posted by wallsj

Rob Tucker is Keyser Soze

Yours, too.

**mcdirt** · Posted On: 5/24/2012 12:12am

OOOPS!!! My mistake... What I meant to say was... OOOOHHHHH YEEEAHHHH!!!! ROB TUCKER!!!! OUTSTANDING!!!! OOOOHHHHH RAAAAHHHHH!!!! Now will someone please tell an ignorant hillbilly just WHO IN THE HELL IS ROB TUCKER?????? I mean I understand he can kill me with a glance and a flick of his eyelash, but please, help me out!!!!

**kayman101** · Posted On: 5/24/2012 12:17am

Originally Posted by mcdirt

OOOPS!!! My mistake... What I meant to say was... OOOOHHHHH YEEEAHHHH!!!! ROB TUCKER!!!! OUTSTANDING!!!! OOOOHHHHH RAAAAHHHHH!!!! Now will someone please tell an ignorant hillbilly just WHO IN THE HELL IS ROB TUCKER?????? I mean I understand he can kill me with a glance and a flick of his eyelash, but please, help me out!!!!

Rob Tucker will hit you with so many rights, you will BEG him for a left.

**cualltaigh** · Posted On: 5/24/2012 12:31am

Originally Posted by mcdirt

Now will someone please tell an ignorant hillbilly just WHO IN THE HELL IS ROB TUCKER?????? I mean I understand he can kill me with a glance and a flick of his eyelash, but please, help me out!!!!

I was writing out the answer for you but then Rob Tucker slapped it right off my screen, it flew around the world and hit your mum so hard it broke the laws of physics, went back in time and gave you a prenatal brain injury dropping your IQ from a hillbilly 60 down to 2.

**mcdirt** · Posted On: 5/24/2012 12:32am

Thank you Chuck Norris, fer that insight... Now back to our regularly....aw whatever...Rob Tucker RULES!!!! There, is that better?

**ChenPengFi** · Posted On: 5/24/2012 2:32am

Back in grade school, there was this time Rob Tucker was hittin me so hard an so fast; i was like "Y'all stop!"...

**ermghoti** · Posted On: 5/24/2012 5:25am

Originally Posted by mcdirt

Thank you Chuck Norris, fer that insight... Now back to our regularly....aw whatever...Rob Tucker RULES!!!! There, is that better?

Rob Tucker deduced that if you can't be bothered to read the first six posts of a four page thread, you wouldn't comprehend a synopsis either, so his time would be better spent mocking you for the enjoyment of other, superior, literate posters.

Oh, wait, no. That is me. Rob Tucker, on the other hand, asked Siri "how do I improve my top game," and she wept softly in terror.