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    Just last week I was picking up some protein powder at GNC when out of nowhere some dude punches me right in the dick. After my vision cleared I saw the guy scooping out handfuls of chocolate whey into his mouth before he turned his head in my direction, and with clumps of chocolate goo all over his face and hands said:

    "Rob Tucker, ************".

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    Rob Tucker is only allowed light contact during Kyokushin Tournaments

    Rob Tucker is only allowed open hand light contact strikes to the body during sparring

    Rob Tucker uses the scorpion kick as a good set up for a jab

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    Rob Tucker is Keyser Soze

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcdirt View Post
    Rob Tucker gots hisself a brown belt, eh? Well as ol' Redd Foxx was so fond of saying, "Good, They can use to lower him into the ground with it."
    Rob Tucker's first post will always be better than yours.

    Quote Originally Posted by wallsj View Post
    Rob Tucker is Keyser Soze
    Yours, too.

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    OOOPS!!! My mistake... What I meant to say was... OOOOHHHHH YEEEAHHHH!!!! ROB TUCKER!!!! OUTSTANDING!!!! OOOOHHHHH RAAAAHHHHH!!!! Now will someone please tell an ignorant hillbilly just WHO IN THE HELL IS ROB TUCKER?????? I mean I understand he can kill me with a glance and a flick of his eyelash, but please, help me out!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcdirt View Post
    OOOPS!!! My mistake... What I meant to say was... OOOOHHHHH YEEEAHHHH!!!! ROB TUCKER!!!! OUTSTANDING!!!! OOOOHHHHH RAAAAHHHHH!!!! Now will someone please tell an ignorant hillbilly just WHO IN THE HELL IS ROB TUCKER?????? I mean I understand he can kill me with a glance and a flick of his eyelash, but please, help me out!!!!
    Rob Tucker will hit you with so many rights, you will BEG him for a left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcdirt View Post
    Now will someone please tell an ignorant hillbilly just WHO IN THE HELL IS ROB TUCKER?????? I mean I understand he can kill me with a glance and a flick of his eyelash, but please, help me out!!!!
    I was writing out the answer for you but then Rob Tucker slapped it right off my screen, it flew around the world and hit your mum so hard it broke the laws of physics, went back in time and gave you a prenatal brain injury dropping your IQ from a hillbilly 60 down to 2.
    Last edited by cualltaigh; 5/24/2012 12:35am at . Reason: as Tom C said, read the thread
    Dum spiro, spero.
    Tada gan iarracht.

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    Thank you Chuck Norris, fer that insight... Now back to our regularly....aw whatever...Rob Tucker RULES!!!! There, is that better?

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    Back in grade school, there was this time Rob Tucker was hittin me so hard an so fast; i was like "Y'all stop!"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcdirt View Post
    Thank you Chuck Norris, fer that insight... Now back to our regularly....aw whatever...Rob Tucker RULES!!!! There, is that better?
    Rob Tucker deduced that if you can't be bothered to read the first six posts of a four page thread, you wouldn't comprehend a synopsis either, so his time would be better spent mocking you for the enjoyment of other, superior, literate posters.

    Oh, wait, no. That is me. Rob Tucker, on the other hand, asked Siri "how do I improve my top game," and she wept softly in terror.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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