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    When Rob Tucker switched from briefs to boxers, every woman in a 500 mile radius instantly became pregnant. He was three years old.
    "Your body must be like a stone, your mind... like a meatloaf."

    Quote Originally Posted by strikistanian View Post
    DROP SEIONAGI ************! Except I don't know Judo, so it doesn't work, and he takes my back.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil
    Why is it so goddamn hard to find a video of it? I've seen videos I'm pretty sure are alien spacecraft. But still no good Krav.

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    Merry Christmas! shitter's full... supporting member
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    rob tucker gave himself his own bris...

    with safety scissors
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    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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    Rob Tucker doesn't use a telephone. He just yells at people hundreds of miles away.

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    Rob Tucker takes out loans where the bank pays him the interest.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.

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    rob tucker destroyed planet namek

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    When the police pull Rob Tucker over, he lets them off with a warning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rtucker6508 View Post


    Rob Tucker can choke you with a cordless phone.

    Rob Tucker is the sound of one hand clapping.

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    Everyone in the world who isn't Rob Tucker...is Dick Tucker.
    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    That's the most Krav thing I've ever read. That's Kravver than a ************...

  9. #139
    His heart was visible, and the dismal sack that maketh excrement of what is eaten. supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by RWaggs View Post
    Everyone in the world who isn't Rob Tucker...is Dick Tucker.
    I prefer to be called Richard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Devil View Post
    I prefer to be called Richard.
    I knew a guy named Richard Pleasant who preferred to be called Dick.

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