The Rob Tucker Thread (formerly "Alliance team giving away brown belts in FL")

[battlefields]

Rob Tucker's Brown Belt Certificate choked out Frank586 in an RNC.

[Devil]

Rob Tucker can choke you with a cordless phone.

This thread is now complete. Not because of the certificate, but because we now have a Rob Tucker truism from Rob Tucker. That won't stop us from making new ones though.

Rob Tucker don't play. Rob Tucker quit preschool because they had recess.

[DKJr]

Rob Tucker can choke you with a cordless phone.

Rob Tucker earned his brown belt by sharting in class.

[Gezere]

Rob Tucker can choke you with a cordless phone.

That's what I'm talking about.

[AKRhino]

Rob Tucker's brown belt is so legit, it makes people anonymously post vaguely worded allegations to the contrary on the internet

[kayman101]

Rob Tucker is only a brown belt because he earned his red belt and decided to start the process over again.

[lukerawks]

I can't believe this is still going.

Also, Rob Tucker was once struck by lightning. That's why lightning never strikes the same place twice, because Rob Tucker is looking for it.

Rob Tucker will never have a heart attack, his heart will never be foolish enough to attack him.

[dflanmod]

Ron Jeremy looked at Rob Tucker and got penor envy.

Rob Tucker Died once and now there are no more virgins left in "paradise"... Sucks to be muslim now don't it?

[omoplatypus]

chuck norris makes rob tucker jokes

[Colin]

Rob Tucker once walked down the main street with an open erection.
There were no survivors.