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    Rob Tucker's Brown Belt Certificate choked out Frank586 in an RNC.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.

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    His heart was visible, and the dismal sack that maketh excrement of what is eaten. supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by rtucker6508 View Post


    Rob Tucker can choke you with a cordless phone.
    This thread is now complete. Not because of the certificate, but because we now have a Rob Tucker truism from Rob Tucker. That won't stop us from making new ones though.

    Rob Tucker don't play. Rob Tucker quit preschool because they had recess.

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    Fasten your seat belts, and prepare for lift off
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    Quote Originally Posted by rtucker6508 View Post


    Rob Tucker can choke you with a cordless phone.
    Rob Tucker earned his brown belt by sharting in class.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rtucker6508 View Post


    Rob Tucker can choke you with a cordless phone.
    That's what I'm talking about.
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    Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!

    RIP SOLDIER

    Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
    -Gene, GODHAND

    You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
    The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
    -Daniel Tosh

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    Rob Tucker's brown belt is so legit, it makes people anonymously post vaguely worded allegations to the contrary on the internet

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    Rob Tucker is only a brown belt because he earned his red belt and decided to start the process over again.

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    I can't believe this is still going.

    Also, Rob Tucker was once struck by lightning. That's why lightning never strikes the same place twice, because Rob Tucker is looking for it.

    Rob Tucker will never have a heart attack, his heart will never be foolish enough to attack him.

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    Ron Jeremy looked at Rob Tucker and got penor envy.

    Rob Tucker Died once and now there are no more virgins left in "paradise"... Sucks to be muslim now don't it?

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    Merry Christmas! shitter's full... supporting member
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    chuck norris makes rob tucker jokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by it is fake View Post
    yeah, normally i'd get a quote, but couldn't be bothered.

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    Rob Tucker once walked down the main street with an open erection.
    There were no survivors.

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