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**WoodyCorpus** · Posted On: 4/24/2012 6:35am

Sigh, This will go on forever, won't it?

**clawhammer** · Posted On: 4/24/2012 9:25am

Originally Posted by battlefields

I came across this thread during my daily googling of myself and I understand that clawhammer has some questions.

First off, yes, BJJ is very effective on me, provided you have trained longer and/ or harder than me, thanks for asking. Being that Sydney is in the grips of a bikie war and the cops have no qualms in shooting first and dealing with the media later, with all the bullets and knives around plus the teams of guys in class, yeah, BJJ is very effective. Again, thanks for asking but it is becoming apparent you have **** all idea what you are talking about.

Bar fights? Stomping? Once again, it appears you are extremely ignorant on this topic. I'm not. Hell, I've probably been involved (at some level) in more brawls than all the Krav Maga and Wing Chun instructionals you've masturbated to on youtube. Then again, I wouldn't "lock up and go to ground" in that situation. Do you think BJJ removes self preservation in favour of landing a sick submission? Do you think BJJ=stupid?

Also, nobody said BJJ is a cure all. You are a moron.

Also, you can learn all those things you think WC teaches you. "Inside fighting skills, redirection of energy, converging energy, low kicks, angular attacks"? This guy's bloodstream is so affected that Sifus the world over call on him to bloodlet so they can get to the purest koolaid.

Once again, YOU ARE THE ONLY DOUCHE SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT ONE STYLE IS BEST. Bullshido as a community advocates CROSS TRAINING. You either haven't read much in the site, or you're illiterate, or you're a moron. I have stopped taking bets because the odds on the first two aren't worth it.

Little known fact about the OP. On his first day of school the teacher sat the kids in a circle and they played a game, "what's my name and how did I get it?"

The first little girl to the teachers left stood up and said, "I'm Rose Petal! When I was born and in the hospital, one of the roses my grandma gave my mum landed on my head and so my parents called me that."

"That's very nice," said the teacher.

The second child in the circle stood up and said, "I'm Cherry Blossom! My parents didn't make it to the hospital in time so I was born outside and Cherry Blossoms fell from the trees on to my head and they thought that was great name for me!"

"Wonderful," said the teacher.

Suddenly the OP stood up out of turn and screamed, "HRGUNFAEFJJDEWSSS wqdienwq Wdhasidneefdn WD adaqisd!"

"And you must be clawhammer!"

Well battledick, everything you just said backs up my post origianlly, which is principles from all systems can be used!!!! Read the post numnitz, but you guys are stuck on BJJ being the end all cure all. I have a pruple belt in BJJ, wrestled and coached wrestling for years, judo, krav, wc and karate belts from black to differnt levels. I do cross train and have applied over the years. again, if you dont dont want a discussion form why have one? DUH.......hey...GO FU

**mike321** · Posted On: 4/24/2012 9:30am

Claw, if you are a purple belt in BJJ why are you asking how it will do on a battlefield? You should already be well versed in the various BJJ applications to war.

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 4/24/2012 10:01am

Originally Posted by clawhammer

Well battledick, everything you just said backs up my post origianlly, which is principles from all systems can be used!!!! Read the post numnitz, but you guys are stuck on BJJ being the end all cure all. I have a pruple belt in BJJ, wrestled and coached wrestling for years, judo, krav, wc and karate belts from black to differnt levels. I do cross train and have applied over the years. again, if you dont dont want a discussion form why have one? DUH.......hey...GO FU

Dude, take a deep breath, loosen the straps on your psychiatrist mandated helmet and stop licking the keys on your keyboard. They weren't food in your OP and they aren't food now.

Because it seems you OD'd on your daily medication and somehow failed to comprehend the simplest of statements (that nobody on this site but you has said that BJJ is a cure all), I'm going to assume your mental health professional is currently being investigated for malpractice. I understand times are tough, but it should be pretty damn obvious that you are a cheapskate when you employ a psychiatrist to treat you that advertises themselves as "Dr. 4 head tipe brane dammage".

Your delusions of grandeur are positively refreshing, seeing as no one on this site, a site that investigates fraudulent claims in the martial arts, has ever claimed rank they did not achieve. I've never heard of a "pruple belt", but I'm going to assume it is lower than a white belt, I'm going to assume this because I imagine that all your other LARPing has actually detracted from your ability to defend yourself. From birth. If you can prove you have a "pruple belt", you must, otherwise, you are a liar and forever will be branded as such on this website. Same with your other claims. Prove it or back down and admit you lied.

I am not exactly sure if you are concerned about the condition of my scalp or if you were trying to use the more common insult, "numbnuts", but I must say, the innovative use of the "z" at the end had me thinking you are some sort of grammatical wizard.

I would like a discussion, it is one of the reasons why I countered every point you made. Instead I feel like I've been gypped, like I do nearly every time one of you morons try to wield their "I tie my OWN shoelaces" type intelligence as a weapon against the clearly superior and far advanced arsenal that I manage to maintain. DESPITE the mind numbing mediocrity that emanates regularly from n00bs such as yourself, I would still like a discussion. Preferably one in which I am not assuming you have a waterproof feedbag to avoid pooling drool all over your hospital issue greens.

**Goju - Joe** · Posted On: 4/24/2012 10:15am

Originally Posted by clawhammer

Well battledick, everything you just said backs up my post origianlly, which is principles from all systems can be used!!!! Read the post numnitz, but you guys are stuck on BJJ being the end all cure all. I have a pruple belt in BJJ, wrestled and coached wrestling for years, judo, krav, wc and karate belts from black to differnt levels. I do cross train and have applied over the years. again, if you dont dont want a discussion form why have one? DUH.......hey...GO FU

Is pruple the color of BJJ belts in crazy land?

**csharp.negative** · Posted On: 4/24/2012 10:18am

Man oh man, Battlefields is really entertaining me right now. Clawzies, don't stop now, this is getting pretty entertaining.

I mean, yeah, Bullshido does plug for BJJ an awful lot, but only obvious trolls being obvious have called BJJ an "end all be all" to street defense, usually when someone asks (in a very noob-like way) if learning wing chun will help them defend themselves.

I say this is a troll. It's just too blatant for me. Or, if anything legit, they watched and/or gambled on a wing chun vs. MMA fight and saw it go awry.

**JohnKenner** · Posted On: 4/24/2012 11:23am

Originally Posted by clawhammer

Well battledick, everything you just said backs up my post origianlly, which is principles from all systems can be used!!!! Read the post numnitz, but you guys are stuck on BJJ being the end all cure all. I have a pruple belt in BJJ, wrestled and coached wrestling for years, judo, krav, wc and karate belts from black to differnt levels. I do cross train and have applied over the years. again, if you dont dont want a discussion form why have one? DUH.......hey...GO FU

If you have a purple belt in BJJ.... Jesus, that would shoot my whole world view to ****.

Ok, I'll bite, what's your rank in your various styles?

**Tom .C** · Posted On: 4/24/2012 12:00pm

Originally Posted by clawhammer

Well battledick, everything you just said backs up my post origianlly, which is principles from all systems can be used!!!! Read the post numnitz, but you guys are stuck on BJJ being the end all cure all. I have a pruple belt in BJJ, wrestled and coached wrestling for years, judo, krav, wc and karate belts from black to differnt levels. I do cross train and have applied over the years. again, if you dont dont want a discussion form why have one? DUH.......hey...GO FU

I use the light from daytime sometimes. Can this be implemented into all martial arts? I breath air in my Judo class. Is there a way to utilize this in other martial arts? You completely over-generalize in discussions to make stupid and useless points. Can this just be your way to let us know you're kind of a stupid fucker?

**Vieux Normand** · Posted On: 4/24/2012 12:24pm

Originally Posted by clawhammer

Your cure all BJJ BS is tiresome...

Okay, I'll feed this one for a bit.

Exactly whose "cure-all BJJ" are you referring to, troll? Don't bother just writing "teh posters on this site". Provide user-name(s) of individual poster(s) on this forum who have proclaimed BJJ to be some kind of "cure-all".

**searcher66071** · Posted On: 4/24/2012 1:42pm

Originally Posted by clawhammer

I have a pruple belt in BJJ, wrestled and coached wrestling for years, judo, krav, wc and karate belts from black to differnt levels. I do cross train and have applied over the years. again, if you dont dont want a discussion form why have one? DUH.......hey...GO FU

Man, you almost sound like a guy in my BJJ class. His creds sound almost the same, except he is not dilusional as you seem to be. His Krav is amazing to see, but his BJJ is even more amazing. Funny how you have all these ranks and you still list your BJJ purple belt, then go about bashing a style you would have spent a large amount of time training in.