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  1. battlefields is offline
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    Quote Originally Posted by Res Judicata View Post
    There is a correlation between crazy sex and just crazy. The chick most to, say, drive her car into your house, attack you with a knife, or fly to the new city where you live after you broke up is also more likely to be crazy good in the sack. It's fun for a while, though. Some people like drama.
    I have decided that the formula is approximately 7 weeks before they begin to unleash the crazy in daily life. Hiro, 7 week rotation, okay?
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    Ups to Battlefields for dropping the sage wisdom.

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    Battlefields... You're more of a man than I am.
    GET A RED BELT OR DIE TRYIN'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    I have decided that the formula is approximately 7 weeks before they begin to unleash the crazy in daily life. Hiro, 7 week rotation, okay?
    And never let them know where you live.
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    You know. Just make sure you're thinking with the right head.
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    While most everything Devil has said so far has been total bullshit, the marriage thing has some truth in it. Perhaps more particularly, I'd say "don't marry the wrong woman." I watched an uncle sink 20 years of his life into a shitty marriage caused by an oops baby, and it was pretty much nonstop suffering; getting divorced was the best thing he ever did with his life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by battlefields View Post
    I have decided that the formula is approximately 7 weeks before they begin to unleash the crazy in daily life. Hiro, 7 week rotation, okay?
    Bwahaha, more like seven hours.

    If this trend persists, I'll join the Night's Watch, or something.


    Seriously, though, I am happy for all married men out there, but the truth is, relationships don't better or worsen anything. You're miserable alone, you'll be miserable with a partner. This "look for love, young man" **** is just another piece of conformism that people invented to sell you more stuff.

    No disrespect to all of you who are happy in their relationships,
    but this "Ted Mosbyism" or "Ross Gellarism" of our generation is really getting on my nerves, because it locks young men in this sort of perpetually defensive role. Mostly, dating for men seems to have become retarded tailwagging, waiting to be petted. I, for my part, am not willing to undersell myself this way, just because society thinks that being a bachelor goes with a certain stereotype. Oh, don't misunderstand me. I get laid like crazy. BY crazy. But, sorry, a relationship, not just with the first woman that gives me a handjob.

    Yeah, there I am, my fellow gentlemen, throwing a Benedick.
    Or, more, a don Pedro. Gaaah, writers block. Rant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMightyMcClaw View Post
    While most everything Devil has said so far has been total bullshit
    You wear leather pants. Your argument is invalid.
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    Okay, OP. Enough of the bullshit. What's your action plan? You've asked for advice and you have received it. Our advice ranges in merit from awesome to McClaw.

    We didn't tell you what to do just to waste our breath. We told you what to do so you can mold your soft, insecure body and mind into our Jesus-like images.

    What's your fucking plan?
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    Marrying the right woman...
    That advice is pure gold

    The problems seems choosing the right one but I think we all know deeply how to choose well

    Other advice I heard or saw is that when you are choosing between 2 things just toss a coin in the air and You will see yourself wishing for the coin to fall on a particular side Thats how you know when you want something in your heart
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