Trolling is now illegal.

**Polish beast** · Posted On: 4/03/2012 3:50pm

In the state of Arizona, trolling is now illegal. That, and any threats, offending posts, or harassment.

**submessenger** · Posted On: 4/03/2012 3:58pm

If they really want to make a difference, they should outlaw idiocy.

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 4/03/2012 4:10pm

Originally Posted by daddykata

If they really want to make a difference, they should outlaw idiocy.

****, then they'd have to secede from the union.

***Omega Supreme*** · Posted On: 4/03/2012 4:12pm

Hey Arizona! Go **** yourself you dumb fucks.

**ironcastknight** · Posted On: 4/03/2012 4:16pm

Words cannot express how glad I am to be moving in a month and a half. I would ladle scorn and anger on this fine and wonderful state filled with geniuses everyone should be proud to live in, except then I'd get thrown in jail.

**submessenger** · Posted On: 4/03/2012 4:18pm

Originally Posted by It is Fake

****, then they'd have to secede from the union.

That would make room on the flag for Puerto Rico. I'm all for it!

**JohnKenner** · Posted On: 4/03/2012 5:18pm

Originally Posted by It is Fake

****, then they'd have to secede from the union.

Can we trade Mexico Arizona for Baja? We need more beaches.

**Vorpal** · Posted On: 4/03/2012 5:43pm

Originally Posted by Omega Supreme

Hey Arizona! Go **** yourself you dumb fucks.

Oh no you didn't! You have the right to remain silent.....

**Gary Busey** · Posted On: 4/09/2012 1:52am

I think I missed something... I don't read the news for one day and I'm lost. :confused:

***battlefields*** · Posted On: 4/09/2012 2:37am

If this law became international, the penal system worldwide would have to be privatised and would become the most profitable venture ever. I swear this is the origin story of all those dystopian nightmare books and movies. You know how you see or read these dystopian tales and you think, how in the hell did the world end up like that?

THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF HELL ON EARTH, DYSTOPIA BROUGHT ON THROUGH LEGISLATION AGAINST THE INTERNET MASSES, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS TROLLS!!!

They outlaw saying anything negative and end by cordoning off cities and airlifting the "elite" (those who somehow avoided writing something disagreeable on the internet with money, and those without internet access who have money) to a Utopian city in some awesome mountain setting.

WAKE UP!!!

Now, they will try and be a little less indiscriminate in the interim, which means they will only target certain forums. 4chan will be first they go for because it's fucking 4chan (do I need to draw a schematic, you dumb ****), and I won't speak out, because I am not a member of 4chan. Then they'll go after youtube commenters, cause there is some hateful **** on there, but I won't speak out because I am not a youtube commenter. Then they'll come after Bullshido members and I'll be fucked because there'll be no one left to speak out for me and I've written some **** that could be perceived as negative if you are a fucking idiot.

I WILL NOT GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT, I WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!